
…[Verse 1: AJR]
I'm a good pretender
Won't you come see my show?
Won't you come see my show?
I've got lots of problems
Well, good…
…thing nobody knows
Good thing nobody knows
[Pre-Chorus: AJR]
Oh, I'm insecure, I'm insecure
I think I like what I'm supposed…
…to
Like what I'm supposed to
I don't even mess with drugs
I do that 'cause you say it's dope to
You say it is dope to
[Chorus: AJR…

…
[ VIZHELL ] :
Aadat...
Teri Ho Gayi...
( Teri Ho Gayi )
Akhiya...
( Akhiya )
Fir Se Ro Gayi...
[ AJR ] :
Baby Alright I Might…
Alright Shawty...
Don't Turn On A Fight...Cause I'll Hold Your Hands And Groove Into You...
[ AJR ] :
Kehdo Na...Jo Dil Me Chupa Ho…
Karaar Mujhe...
( Ek Baar Mujhe )
[ FEMALE VOICE ] :
Kaise...Main Dil Ko Mana Lu...
Kaise...Tumhe Aazma Lu...
[ AJR ] :
Tum Meri…

…of loving for free
[Verse 2: AJR & Ingrid Michaelson (AJR & Ingrid Michaelson)]
This life is funny, it don't make sense
You've got…
…it all figured out, you're still a mess
Put on that old suit
Put on that dress
They say the best things in life cost less
So we say
[Hook…
…gotta lot of loving for free
[Brigde: Ingrid Michaelson (AJR & Ingrid Michaelson)]
We don't need nothing fancy
Just…
And the same, made me an angry dude
Channel the rage, 7th degree angle
Never display attitude
Rather gratitude than abtitude
Act…
…in pain
No you're never ever game
[Vers 3: Supa
Jan]
Rappers er så 2011 elendige
Gi' mig to minutter på Youtube og jeg gir' dig 2000 elendige…
…kan du blive ved at købe din Youtube hits
Bilde dem ind at du' the shit
Til de vil betale for at sut' din pik - nu' du nummer ét
Med…

…with drugs
I do that 'cause you say it's dope to
You say it's dope to
[Chorus: AJR]
I'm a good pretender
I'm not really cool
I'm…
…[Post-Chorus: AJR]
I'm a good pretender
I'm a good pretender
[Verse 2: Jack Met]
I'm a good pretender
All emotions in sync
Don't you…
…it is dope to
[Chorus: AJR]
I'm a good pretender
I'm not really cool
I'm a good pretender
'Cause I'm just like you
I do not belong here
You all…

…with drugs
I do that 'cause you say it's dope to
You say it's dope to
[Chorus: AJR]
I'm a good pretender
I'm not really cool
I'm…
…[Post-Chorus: AJR]
I'm a good pretender
I'm a good pretender
[Verse 2: Jack Met]
I'm a good pretender
All emotions in sync
Don't you…
…it is dope to
[Chorus: AJR]
I'm a good pretender
I'm not really cool
I'm a good pretender
'Cause I'm just like you
I do not belong here
You all…

…was just a gimmick
How the f*ck have you not ended up in a clinic?
Using that YouTube money for drugs?
How the f*ck do you keep all your subs…
…?
Using that YouTube money for fame?
How the f*ck do you stay so lame?
I looked online for you
Turns out you're the blandest motherf…
Couldn't follow up on that Uni degree
He had to beg JJ for help, didn't he?
You're JJ's b*tch
[Outro]
Anyway I'm done…

…was just a gimmick
How the f*ck have you not ended up in a clinic?
Using that YouTube money for drugs?
How the f*ck do you keep all your subs…
…?
Using that YouTube money for fame?
How the f*ck do you stay so lame?
I looked online for you
Turns out you're the blandest motherf…
Couldn't follow up on that Uni degree
He had to beg JJ for help, didn't he?
You're JJ's b*tch
[Outro]
Anyway I'm done…

…are shitposts and memes with no originality (uh huh)
Your family's sad your flopped your law degree…
…you're problematic (boo)
I could go on there's more if I check
There's more things on this list than chins on your neck
On…
…with no depreciation it's the youtube nation (youtube)
Click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year (or 3)
To see my last one from 10 years…

…[Verse]
Twenty-three
My life's been rushing on by me
The world is still spinning
Well-past the beginning
I don't know…
…and I'm in a band called Insomniac! Why aren't you singing this? Everyone in the YouTube comments thinks you're singing anyway! Jarrod…
…? Don't you have friends? Don't you have a real job? What are you doing here on YouTube? You know, I'm just going…

…[Intro: Brotha Lynch Hung]
Nah
I was just talking to him
I was talking to talking the other day nigga
I was like "damn"
I was- I was on Youtube…
…))
(Inside me)
[Verse 2: First Degree The D.E.]
Black niggas is on us
Honkey's wanna be us
Y corazóns con vedas
Japs, and Philippinas
Your…
…these jammies and mugs?]
Stay right there and keep your mind on us
Then that's how you're selling it
[How to fire sticks open it?]
In your attempt…

I'm a human mental disorder
My doctors in full support of
But sometimes it takes a miracle to happen
Joey porter
Keep me on…
…? UHHHH
Thats all she wrote
(say what?)
Thats all she wrote
I do this on my own and I do it my way
Thats my right to human being ima…
…are plunging
To a different degree every time you bust that gun but its cool
Theres only a certain degree i can touch, im just…

…[Verse 1]
I heard a song on the radio
I went to vomit and then I almost choked
The song was so bad I looked it up
And it's by AJR…
…and so generic
Every reviewer hates it
Then my top worst list
And they're on it
And they got so many fans
But who can actually listen…
…their music is so darn bad
[Bridge]
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
Oh, oh, oh
AJR you're the worst band in the world
[Outro]
Ooh, ah, ah, ah
Ooh, ah, ah, ah
Ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah…

…when YouTube starts to tank?
You'll need a new job, that I guarantee
Oh wait, what's this? My college degree?
[Chorus 3]
What…
…children will be born disabled
Now hold up a minute. Look, I get it. You lash out at me pretty often on social media and YouTube…

HEJTERA
Ti hekmi pi syve
I lo pa ajr jau nali frymen si mi kap per fyti
A t'kan kallzu qe s'bon me lu me zjarr
S'ke besu kur kom…
…" BRITNEY SPEARS "
Mnyra qysh foli, shum DIFFERENT
Shum nalt permi ty, thirrem BLAKE GRIFFIN
HEJTERA
Ti hekmi pi syve
I lo pa ajr jau…
TMERROHESH
HEJTERA
Ti hekmi pi syve
I lo pa ajr jau nali frymen si mi kap per fyti
A t'kan kallzu qe s'bon me lu me zjarr
S'ke besu…