Semi-Interesting Week

On monday I was trying to get my freak on
With a couple twins from Washington DC
One of them wore an american flag
The other sang “Land of the Free”

Me? Well I'm not that patriotic
But the sisters didn't really seem to mind
When the sun rose the following morning
They did a red white and blue bump and grind

So far so good
Things were looking so bleak
But it's been a semi interesting week

On wednesday I was riding on the subway
Just minding my own business like I do
When this sin headed psycho
With the brains of a bat
Called me a good for nothing dirty jew

I assured him I'd showered just that morning
After killing and dismembering his mom
I whipped him with my pistol
Threw him on the track
And sent him back to Vietnam

So far so good now I'm on some kind of streak
Yes it's been a semi interesting week

On friday I was lunching with amigos
At this taco stand on Normandy and Vine
When a big silver saucer
With a green flashing light
Landed on the Hollywood sign

I thought it might be the second coming
Or maybe just some special effects
When in walked father Hubbard
And his boy Tom Cruise
Reeking of some science fiction sex

So far so good
Things were looking so bleak
But it's been a semi interesting week
So far so good
Now I'm on some kind of streak
Yes it's been a semi interesting week