Lezbehonest

[Skit:]
Oh sh*t, you look cute as hell
Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of your's

What the f*ck's up with these b*tches?
I got di*k for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pus*y!?
b*tch You ain't even gay

[Verse 1:]
She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song. Kissed a girl and liked it, now she's swearin' off the ding dong. Back and forth like ping pong, she really strictly di*ky, now Madonna scorin' Britney now the b*tch is strictly licky. Suck a di*k, suck a titty, she don't really give a f*ck, and rainbow or her preice mean she always gettin' lucky. Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon, hidden valley, tossin' salad, lickin' on a crouton. No shame in this fake b*tch game, swervin' in and out of traffic, never stayin' in her own lane. She want a piece of cake and yeah she wanna eat it too, pay her some attention and the b*tch will go down eatin' you

[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pus*y out yo mouth
You love the peter! b*tch don't lie. You love the c*ck!
Don't even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! Va
JayJay time to say good bye

[Verse 2:]
Girls gone by, Spring break, college road trip in some wet t-shirts, wrestlin' in cool whip. Flash a nipple, slap a pus*y for attention. Just turned eighteen, now she on a f*ckin' mission. Got a make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger four shots of jagermister, tongue kiss a perfect stranger. Three, Four fingers deep in some bleach blonde bimbo, a double headed dildo beatin' like it's Kimbo. Put in on the You
Tube. The pictures on the Myspace, just so I can peep it, wish the b*tch would sit on my face. Two straight broads tongue kissin' by the swimmin' pool, fake dyke b*tches eatin' coochie 'cause it's cool

[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest
No more trips for you down south
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pus*y out yo mouth

b*tch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it

b*tch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it
b*tch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it
b*tch you know you want it
b*tch you know you want it

Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter
One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'
Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my di*k sucked
j*rkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you f*ck

[Verse 3:]
Don't get your panties twisted, sh*t I love them freaky b*tches. Daisy chains, runnin' trains, girl on girl and pus*y fistin'. All I'm rally tryin' to say, girl just don't claim your ass is gay. I laid the pipe the other day and f*cked your girlfriend the other day. Tell the truth, don't even trip. you know you like to wrap them lips around a peter lick the tip 'cause little girls don't come equipped. b*tch please, you ain't right, what you really tryin' to prove carpet muchin', donkey punchin' cause you claim you're so confused. Yeah I push my di*k on hard to see you sixty-ninin' neden. But to rise up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin'. Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian, just a trick who love the di*k but Perpetrate a lesbian

[Chorus:]
Be actin' Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pus*y out yo mouth
You love the peter! b*tch don't lie. You love the c*ck!
Don't even try. No more pooter! No more coochie! Va
JayJay time to say good bye

[Skit:]
After all, we're just two lonely b*tches on the loose for the weekend
Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire
You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you