Crunchy Juicy Meaty

Crunchy Juicy Meaty
Juicy Crunchy Treaty
Crunchy Juicy Meaty
Juicy Crunchy Treaty

It's a dick trapped in a pipe
Eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night
A dick trapped in a pipe
Eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night

Yo I was fucking around by the swamp the other day
I caught my dick in a pipe and I didn't know what to say
I tried to call the police but dropped my phone in the water
I could tell right there that I was set up for the slaughter

I pulled and pulled and then I pulled again
Yo, it was stuck so tight I knew I couldn't win
And the sun went down and it was still stuck
And when I saw that gator I saw, "aw fuck"

It's a dick trapped in a pipe
Eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night
A dick trapped in a pipe
Eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night

Crunchy Juicy Meaty (Oh, you know that it's meaty)
Juicy Crunchy Treaty
A dick trapped in a pipe
Eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night
A dick trapped in a pipe
Eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night
Juicy