#BARS Medley Vol 1

{Calvin and Hobbs / Intro}
[Calvin]
Hobbs, old buddy, I hear the call
It's time for us to play a game of Calvin Ball

[Hobbs]
Calvin Ball!

[Calvin]
Ya, Hobbs, it's the game of the day
Where we make up our own rules, and then we play
Rule #1, you can only be characters from a movie

[Hobbs]
...or a comic strip

[Calvin]
Or a comic strip, but after that just movies

[Hobbs]
...or a TV show

[Calvin]
Or a TV show, but that's where I draw the line

[Hobbs]
Rule 2: take your favorite scene and then you make it rhyme

[Calvin]
Rule 3: When the scene is run, move on to another one

[Hobbs]
A musical medley we put together just to get it done

[Susie]
This game sounds fun. Can I do a famous moment from history?

[Calvin]
Get out of here, Susie! That's a terrible idea!

[Hobbs]
I think that is such a great idea Susie...

[Calvin]
That's not something anybody wants to see!
So let's get the etiquette evident now that I said it I'll bet you will have to agree

[Hobbs]
What is bout to happen here has never happened a rapping theatrical movie medley

[Calvin]
We're doing it all in one take

[Hobbs]
There's so much at stake

[Calvin]
There'll be some mistakes, we'll see

[Susie]
We'll be in the building, we bout to be killing it
We gotta give them all our energy

{Alice in Wonderland}

[Mad Hatter and Mouse]
A very very unbirthday to you

[Alice]
A very very unbirthday to who?

[Mad Hatter and Mouse]
A very merry unbirthday to you

[Alice]
To me?

[Mad Hatter]
To you

[Mouse]
That's who

[Alice]
A very merry unbirthday

[Mad Hatter]
It's true
A very merry unbirthday
All day and everyday 'til your birthday
So basically I'm saying that you been late, I'm mad heated
Mad had it, mad grinning I'm ecstatic to be sitting sipping tea and trippin time is chasing me I'm [?] making no apologies as you can see

[Alice]
Pardon me so I didn't think

[Mouse]
You didn't think. You didn't think. You didn't think. Sip down and have a drink. Without thought you have no right to your voice. If you voice your opinions your always have a choice. [?] Millions of contingencies [?] to give into the conditions of a dominant [?]
Are you listening?!

[Alice]
Oh why yes I'm obsessed
Curious sir, I'm curiouser. My beliefs make believe so furious [?]. Incurably absurd with every single word I'm delighted to decipher [the absurd]
A.L.I.C.E that's me
Knocked on a door that has no key so I looked through the hole and it turned on me and I dropped down, dropped down. Down the rabbit

[Mad Hatter and Mouse]
Hole

[Alice]
[? I'm wondering, I'm wondering if you understand ?] I don't do what I'm told. Oh shit. And I shrink, shrink, shrunk [? spoken]

[Mad Hatter]
Well just sit back up [Slow down?] Drink up
It's a tea party and it's [?]
A very very unbirthday to you

[Alice]
A very very

[Mad Hatter and Mouse]
A very merry unbirthday to you

[Alice]
A very merry unbirthday to you

{Kill Bill}

[Bride]
Innocent and victim I'm coming to kill 'em
Innocent and victim I'm coming to kill 'em
Can't call me a villain I'm surfing revenge
It's getting cold, [he] is getting old [?]
[?] looking for [?]
Looking for them they don't know what
Welcome the blade from [?]
Bury the grave he told me but hey [?]
But I feel like the [?]
Innocent and victim I'm coming to kill em
Innocent and victim I'm coming to kill em
Innocent and victim I'm coming to kill em
Can't call me a villain I'm surfing revenge

{Dancing In The Rain]

[Don Lockwood]
Names Don Lockwood a silent movie star
But I have some deeper dreams then talking screens and fast cars
Ladies always faking trying to take my fun [a making]
[They be] breaking my heart
Love affairs

Then this lady Kathy danced into my life
Though we [constantly] Lamont I would never start that fight
She's [fresh to this test] she's envisioning news sights
[?] with the best I want to taste she's got that bite

Romance must be heard but I can't just speak about it
The rain [?] pitter patter imma start it
A rap chance this tap dance to sing ‘bout this love
Want to shout it out loud mouth about dropped from sky above

I'm singing in the rain
Forgetting broken hearts and cold pain
Enjoying her warm heart and refrain
Just singing and tapping in the rain

[Tap Dance]

[?] feelings forgive me [?] temperament
Kathy [is prophetic] for the betterment
She's ahead of it
She knows I'm in this lane
I could never be the same
'Cause she came into my life now I'm rapping in the rain
I'm singing
Forgetting broken hearts and cold pain
Enjoying her heart and refrain
And rapping in the rain

{Ferris Bueller's Day Off}

[Phone rings]

[Ed Rooney]
This is Ed Rooney on the telephone line
Anything you need I'll help you sunshine

[Sloane Peterson]
Stop kissing my ass Rooney you'll go missing

[Grace]
Um, ok fine

[Ed Rooney]
I'm not lying I'm listening

[Sloane Peterson]
I'm a leader son, George Peterson

[Grace]
His daughter Sloane

[Sloane Peterson]
Tell her to come out of school

[Ed Rooney]
Such a stupid fool

[Grace]
Are we done

[Ed Rooney]
It's just Beuller trying to play cupid so sick of his fun

[Sloane Peterson]
I'm so heartbroken Grandma just croaked
And we're headed to a cemetery out in [hoboken]

[Ed Rooney]
So show me Gram's bones

[Sloane Peterson]
I'm hanging up this damn phone

[Ed Rooney]
Well then Sloane won't see the old Crone funeral home

[Sloane Peterson]
Rooney did you just tell me you want to see a dead body?

[Ed Rooney]
Ha, ha. Go ahead hot shot. Tell you something kind of new you're a misfit. This kid Sloane ain't doing this bitch I don't care if she's got swine flu

[Phone Rings]

[Grace]
Uh Ed, it's Bueller on line 2

{Scandal}