Everyone's Tounge

When I was a child
Quite normal, quite mild
Quite sane, quite happy and it's still the same
But now ive learned how to play the game
I met a french man, guess what he wants
He shat on my head and then on my croissants
But when im right because im wrong
It's probably where it came from

We build a plantation
We grew ourselves some starvation
Now we're gonna build an aid station
The irony's not lost in me
But I dont give a shit about irony
I dont care who it is
Im gonna jizz
Im gonna jizz
I dont care who you are
But if you're not far
Then youre not far

I was torn apart
By the shark infested waters
I was eaten by my friends
Now im drying in the sun, the lonely sun
I was eaten by my friends
Now im drying in the sun, the lonely sun
I was eaten by my -
Now I am the french man's son
I can see that love is just for fun
And I was eaten by my friends
Now I know that love is on the run - aahh!

And every prick's tounge is a little bit more prickly than the other one
Loud as a ham(?), explain who I am
How does a man explain
My body's in my bed, but my head is in my hands
Living with a lizard was a lot like living with hell
My skin, my silky skin
Can fall in the streets and the skies that I live in
How does a man explain who I am
How does a ham explain

La la la la la la oh

I was torn apart by the shark infested waters
I was eaten by my friends
Now im lying in the sun, the loney sun
I was eaten by my friends
Now im drying in the sun, the lonely lonely sun
I was eaten by my -
Now i am the french mans son
I can see that love is just for fun
And i was eaten by my friends
Now i know that love is on the run - aaah aaah aaahH!