Intoxicated Shitfaces
By Heath (2004)
On album Intoxicated (2022), Sex With Cacodemon (2004)
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b>Noob Saiboot:
As it happens to be, I'm not drug-free
Snort coke, I'm on a fucking white line spree
Snort so much, snort traffic lines on roads
As a kid I licked some exotic toads
And learned the coolness of hallucinating
Doing a head spin while urinating
LSD, that shit never passes me
I take it and the rhinoceros harasses me
Or that's what I see, looking left and right
Hummingbirds are fuck fuck fucking up my life
My head looks like a weird sex tool
My weed-smoking habits had me banned from med school
I drink booze with a brown-eyed cripple
Take ecstasy, all the words ripple
Getting rehabilitated? Nah-uh
But rehab is the best place to score a blowjob
For every three rap lines, do one coke line
Colombian product, certified as fine
Heroin, I never waste that
Clean needle in my pad is like a needle in a haystack
Things I've done while intoxicated
Killed some sand niggas that I hated
Flew past Chuck Yeager and laughed at his slow ass
He saw my joint and morsed me "pass that"
I take a hit
This is the real shit
I pass the Dutch
We getting fucked up
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Heath:
Fucking intoxicated!
So wasted, Kangaroo Jack made me horny
So wasted, teenage rebels adore me
In the pub I order infants with ice
No matter how wasted, with ladies I'm nice
Like this one night, at a hotel
The air conditioning was broken
So all the girlies were wearing bikinis
I stripped too, waving my penis
Toying around with nothing on but my slippers
One girl had sexy Union Jack knickers
Went to her, I felt the love shivers
I hoped she was a open-minded giver
I asked her "what's your name?"
Haven't been this wasted since I drank from Thames
She said her name was Lida
Ordered her a fucking Margarita
Put some pills in it, I owned her
Had to wait a while before I could bone her
Took her upstairs to my room
I was so hot but she felt a little cool
So I lighted up a campfire on the bed
But the motherfucker started to spread
The bitch got conscious, she was in a rage
She thought it was a ritual rape
I put out the fire and spoke to her
And fucked her with a foam extinguisher
Noob Saiboot:
I take a hit
This is the real shit
I pass the Dutch
We getting fucked up
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
I take a hit
This is the real shit
I pass the Dutch
We getting fucked up
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
As it happens to be, I'm not drug-free
Snort coke, I'm on a fucking white line spree
Snort so much, snort traffic lines on roads
As a kid I licked some exotic toads
And learned the coolness of hallucinating
Doing a head spin while urinating
LSD, that shit never passes me
I take it and the rhinoceros harasses me
Or that's what I see, looking left and right
Hummingbirds are fuck fuck fucking up my life
My head looks like a weird sex tool
My weed-smoking habits had me banned from med school
I drink booze with a brown-eyed cripple
Take ecstasy, all the words ripple
Getting rehabilitated? Nah-uh
But rehab is the best place to score a blowjob
For every three rap lines, do one coke line
Colombian product, certified as fine
Heroin, I never waste that
Clean needle in my pad is like a needle in a haystack
Things I've done while intoxicated
Killed some sand niggas that I hated
Flew past Chuck Yeager and laughed at his slow ass
He saw my joint and morsed me "pass that"
I take a hit
This is the real shit
I pass the Dutch
We getting fucked up
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Heath:
Fucking intoxicated!
So wasted, Kangaroo Jack made me horny
So wasted, teenage rebels adore me
In the pub I order infants with ice
No matter how wasted, with ladies I'm nice
Like this one night, at a hotel
The air conditioning was broken
So all the girlies were wearing bikinis
I stripped too, waving my penis
Toying around with nothing on but my slippers
One girl had sexy Union Jack knickers
Went to her, I felt the love shivers
I hoped she was a open-minded giver
I asked her "what's your name?"
Haven't been this wasted since I drank from Thames
She said her name was Lida
Ordered her a fucking Margarita
Put some pills in it, I owned her
Had to wait a while before I could bone her
Took her upstairs to my room
I was so hot but she felt a little cool
So I lighted up a campfire on the bed
But the motherfucker started to spread
The bitch got conscious, she was in a rage
She thought it was a ritual rape
I put out the fire and spoke to her
And fucked her with a foam extinguisher
Noob Saiboot:
I take a hit
This is the real shit
I pass the Dutch
We getting fucked up
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
I take a hit
This is the real shit
I pass the Dutch
We getting fucked up
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
Arm full of needle holes
I don't really need all those hoes
Drugs make us funny
They make us steal our parents' money
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