Playing Wii Sports In The Shower

(Owen)
Wake up in the morning, 6:00 AM, I gotta shower
Go in with the power glove I'm washing with the power
I'm the best at Wii sports I make all the others cower
Spit hot bars like I ate a fire flower

My balls? You better devour
You can call me a toxic warhead cuz they are sour
Burnt out like the Johto tin tower
I will not make a joke about the twin towers

Boxing these bitches cuz I got mad hoes
Kicking things wearing red like I'm Mario, bro
Better look out because I'll poop on your toes
Fuck Splatoon girls, they are kalimari hoes

What you pickin Luigi for? He's crap
Pull up on your booty take a nap like Snorlax
Everybody knows that you're a virgin I'm a chad
Pull up on my wiener I'll be the best sex you've ever had

Jump up on your ass like I'm a goomba
All these girls spinnin round me like a koopa
Suck up your remains like a little roomba
I'll ride up on your girl like Timone on Pumba

OH MY GOD like Wario
Hit you with my Honda Civic car-io
Kick you in the nutsuck like Mario
Gobble up your balls like agar.io

(MATT)
My name's Matt, I go in hard
I'll mess you up like a DnD bard
Call me the manager like Andy Bernard
Get outta my yard
You activated my trap card

Wrecking your ass like an IB Exam
I'm sorry but I do not like deez nuts and ham
I can save you money like general Sam
In the back of a taxicab with a cam

You can't rap, your rhymes ain't funny
You look like you have a BMI of two twenty
I will hold your dog for ransom money
Call me Philadelphia cuz I‘m always sunny

Slurp on your pussy like it is a gogurt
Don't mess with me cuz I go Sicko Mogurt
Nut on your butt and give you my brogurt
I cheated on your wife in boots like Pro
Gurt

Sidekick punch dick, kick you in the jaw
I'm the best fuckin boxer that you ever saw
I'm a literal god so you can call me Allah
I'm the motherfucker that shot Jah

Spotlight, moonlight, fuck up on a fleshlight
I killed Thanos, Popeye, and All Might
In the world of boxing yeah I'm the greatest
Big purple balls in your face like the grapist

O: w-

M:
Shut up bitch, I'm not finished
World record holder cuz I am the Guinness
When I beat you I'll teabag you like I'm British
Your wackass rhymes make me sick green like spinach

You think that you can battle me? Bitch that is insanity
Saitama, He-Man, Vegeta, and Shaggy were no match for me
I'll pound you into cattle meat and down you with some antifreeze
I am nastily committing billions of casualties

O:
Bounce back like a motherfucking basketball
Anti vax mom, you don't even fucking ask at all
I'm cooking up a brainstorm, bitch this isn't even my final form

A murder has been witnessed; it is yours, I admit that I was scared in the beginning that my strength would diminish against your skill but turns out you're just shittish and you have reached your limit, I'm a spitting image of your defeat I'll beat you in less than a minute I'm about to win it
After I'm through with you you're gonna need a clinic because I just roasted your 3 inches, kicking your ass is my one and only interest you mother fucking son of a gymnast