Nightmare Before Christmas

What time is it? Christmas time. Time for the whole family to get together. Time for presents and all kinds of awesome stuff. Yes, Yes. It's Christmas. Me and Mike made sure that all the doors and windows were locked, that way James couldn't steal our presents this year. My dad got laid off so this year we only had two presents. One for me and one for Mike, but my dad said that it was OK. He said Christmas isn't about the presents. It's about family and friends, but I think he was just saying that because he doesn't have any money. Oh well it's not that big of a deal I already have enough crap anyways, it's OK dad. Me and Mike decided that since we burnt the cookies so bad last year, that we could make Santa some spaghetti instead, and we nailed it. A perfect plate of spaghetti with toast and a cup of milk. Then me and Mike each curled up next to our present and we fell fast asleep.

I woke up in the middle of the night
Turned on the living room light
Everything looked fine
But something didn't feel right
I seen a big box shake
Am I dreaming or awake
I thought it might have been a puppy
But if it was a puppy it was going to suffocate
So I woke up Mike
I told him run and grab a knife
There's a puppy in this box
It's running out of air and we got to save its life
I went over to the box
But then the box just stopped
It wasn't shaking anymore
It was quiet for a second but then I heard a knock
Mike handed me the knife
I grabbed the knife and I begin to slice
If I don't hurry up and open up this dang box
That little puppy's gonna pay the price
I cut through and I opened up the top
It couldn't happen any sooner
But there wasn't any puppies in the box
It was stupid Farty Krueger

Merry "Merry" Christmas "Christmas"
Guess who's back "Who?"
It's Farty "Farty"
It's Farty with a Christmas rap "Hahaha"
Merry "Merry" Christmas "Christmas"
Guess who's back "Who?"
It's Farty "Farty"
It's Farty with a Christmas rap "Hahahahaha"

Hey Mike Look Who's Back
Farty Krueger and that stupid hat
With silverware on his fingertips
And them crusty lips that smell like crap
Farty if you think you got something to say
When you talk to me you better look away
Cause your breath so bad; smells like you ate a skunk
Who ate some rotten eggs
Like a Russian doll
You got a skunk inside your stomach
Rotten eggs inside his stomach
Boy that's just too much to stomach
"Well something's smelling good
MMM what is that?"
Well we know it ain't yo' breath
I can guarantee you that
"No, I can smell something
It's coming from over there
MMM is that spaghetti?
Why don't I pull up a chair"
That's Santa Clauses sketti
Farty that ain't freaking fair
Step away from the spaghetti
"Oh no I'm really scared!"

Merry "Merry" Christmas "Christmas"
Guess who's back "Who?"
It's Farty "Farty"
It's Farty with a Christmas rap "Hahaha"
Merry "Merry" Christmas "Christmas"
Guess who's back "Who?"
It's Farty "Farty"
It's Farty with a Christmas rap "Hahahahaha"

So while he sat there eating our spaghetti
I snuck up and I gave him an atomic wedgie
His underwear ripped they were brown and smelly
And looked like they were covered in some rotten veggies
Mike get a load of Farty's drawers
"Now that's a smell that you can't ignore"
They look like a diaper that a baby wore
"Haha funny that's real mature"
We stood there making fun of Farty's pants
Mike decided to be a smarty pants
He gave me a wedgie and ripped my underwear off
Then I heard everybody start to laugh
Then I looked back and I caught a glance
Jumped back and I let out of gasp
If you think of Farty had gross Underpants
You should have seen mine they were twice as bad
"Haha what are you four?
My underwear has half as much poop is yours"
I noticed when I bought'em that the packaging was torn
I bet you they were like that when I got'em from the store
"Yo, you guys still poop your pants
Your panties look worse than my grams and Gramps
You and Farty can make a poop rap group
You guys can make a song called the poopy dance"

Merry "Merry" Christmas "Christmas"
Guess who's back "Who?"
It's Farty "Farty"
It's Farty with a Christmas rap "Hahaha"
Merry "Merry" Christmas "Christmas"
Guess who's back "Who?"
It's Farty "Farty"
It's Farty with a Christmas rap "Hahahahaha"