Wet

[Verse 1]
All alone in my bedroom
With the lights turned down and my roommate gone
I know it's over still I cling on
But I'm my own right-hand girl
And I don't need anyone
But sometimes I miss your stupid face, and your taste
And your smoking gun

[Chorus]
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
Are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
Oh, oh, oh I can't help if thinking about you only makes me cry
It keeps me wet, you keep me wet, 'til I run dry

[Verse 2]
It's nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy
Where I'm all alone and I feel the cold, dark earth caressing me
'Cause I'm six feet under nearly, and I don't have anyone
But this wouldn't be the first or last time that
Both these tears and I have come

[Chorus]
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
Are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
Oh, oh, oh I can't help if thinking about you only makes me cry
It keeps me wet, you keep me wet, 'til I run dry

[Bridge]
My blood runs cold, my thoughts are plasmic
I'm not letting go
And letting go could be orgasmic
But i guess I wouldn't know

[*Assorted carnal exclamations of thirst for Austin Corona*]

[Chorus]
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes
Are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
Oh, oh, oh I can't help if thinking about you only makes me cry
It keeps me wet, you keep me wet, 'til I run dry