Eminem “Rap God” Remix

[Intro]
I ain't putting no one on a pedestal
I don't beef when I meat with a beat
I might spit but I promise I'm not homosexual
I got bars in a tandem they walk on a line with the literal and hypothetical
Niggas is snakes all the weed in the grass
Got it high on the low like it's off of an edible
I've been speaking but people don't notice
I'm Biden my time I might fuck around and change my handle to P.O.T.U.S
Bars United the States of my mind it is big as Texas, so they can't even hold 'em
You gotta see what I'm spitting
It's deep if you sink, I might save you by pulling a Moses and parting the water insidе of your system creating the movеment that they call "osmosis"

[Verse]
I'm not a lyrical miracle God couldn't give you this skill if you prayed and had sex with bitch named "Syllable"
I bet that half of my dick is a quarter of an inch over double the African typical
I got the skill of a veteran mixed with the mind of a serial criminal That's why my numbers are blowing
But you think I suck when I spit
And these legends pretend I'm invisible
I'm not even that cynical, I'm barely at my pinnacle
Don't wanna rap fast but I know it's hypocritical
You niggas pitiful if you think you're fucking with me
It's blaspheme!
My rap skill is better than my visuals
Can't be beat, I'm better and I'm original
Double the skill of any individual
Triple the speed and not even admissible
But very clickable, and non traditional
I'm unpredictable and way too fucking analytical!

I got computer parts inside my brain
I hit up Bill when I rap and he tells me he's coming and then he opens up the Gates
I'm not a monkey, but bitch I'm a star and a king like Kong and bathing ape
If you got a problem with me the equation to solve it is
Dax = great
You don't compute
Your music's better on mute
I got the angle on you
3 headed monster my ranking is 90
You're barely a 50, your angle's acute
I got a star spangled banner with rappers I'm better than chilling inside of my room
They get more shine on a national level but couldn't bear arms that I have moved
This isn't confidence this is practice
I'm bout to flex like lactic acid
I don't chase money or bitches but somehow they find me like I'm a fucking magnet (magnet, mag mag magnet)
I bounce back like elastic
Every song I drop's a fucking classic
I sew seeds that you can't see
Success was woven in my fabric
From the basement to the attic
Independent, my Illmatic flow is sick
I cannot cough cause if I do, they might just catch it

Who you know do it better no matter the weather?
Who you know makes it rain to make you get an umbrella?
I suplex these bars and make them flip then full Nelson Mandela
I got a triple entente and a simile bomb
Metaphorically teaching semesters to prove to you people I've mastered the art
And a PHD is what i've got to profess to the next generation of rapper
Whose level will need to be better in order last in a space where you're barely remembered
Unless you succumb to the pressure of acting a fool or just saying whatever
To garner you numbers and sell you some records
While putting in half of the effort than someone like me who they say is shit
But is one of the best ever!

What they gonna say now?
What they gonna say when I'm making moves like a Greyhound?
What they gonna do when the hanging on like a playground?
So many bars they can't even motherfucking breakdown (breakdown breakdown)
Ass up bitch, get your face down
I will never motherfucking laydown
Say now, this what they motherfucking play now
Music for the people that will never get played out
This is a breakdown
I ain't beefing unless I'm at a steakhouse
I move quick like I'm grabbing some takeout
All transactions are done through my Pay
Pal
Anyways
Back to the subject I'm throwing them up like it's out of the stomach

I'm fisting the game got my hand up your ass so it's brown
I feel like I'm controlling a puppet
I'm at Mc
Donalds in Denver I told them they should've assumed that I wanted some nuggets
They got some fries and a drink for the gang
So I banged on the window, and told them to suck it
I'm out of control
I got booked for a murder the beat that I killed is what paid my parole
I don't use gun bars unless I'm out and I need to reload
Then I explode and channel my aggression out to a remote location
That you cannot reach without a boat and lots of patience
You're mistaken if you think I will not wrap you in some bacon
And then feed you to a Jewish celebration
That I'm at because of someone I was dating

Do not play at my station the X in the box that I chose was for Caucasian
I would've chose black but then there's half of a chance I would've got the job I need to make payments
I'm not playing PS5 of the last chicks I fucked were Asian
I'm not China do it but Taiwan to say that I'm not hating
Fuck I'm amazing I should play for Portland I'm trailblazing
I had a dream I rapped naked then cock slapped Satan
I dread rap like i'm Jamaican
Sak pasê to all my Haitans
I don't jerk my chicken often I rice peas and get creative

I'm not overrated, I'm overhated
People call me corny cuz I'm c-c-c-c-creative
You're the opposite of what you do when you're constipated
Then try to tell the people that I'm not in the conversation
Fuck all the awards and all the stupid nominations
I've about the show the definition of domination
I'm about to fuck it with the deadliest combination of rap sing
Mad ting, fast ting
Ain't nobody fucking with me when I get to rapping

I am the definition of a nigga who's smashing, everlasting (breath) Gasping, attacking, adapting
This beat is like a tank that I'm gassing
They will never get the concepts I'm grasping
So they make jokes and starting laughing
And trashing, bashing and chanting
While I'm constantly surpassing levels that I used to be on way back when
I felt like I was John Paxton back in MJ's show last dance when splashing that shot fucking happened

I'm not human my constant improvements 'bout to start a revolution
I X-Men out of the equation like a mutant
If there's better, put our lyrics side by side and fucking prove it
Shoutout Eminem, the way they treat me, I just might lose it (hahahahaha)
I'm not superstitious, I'm spiritual, I'm not religious
I pray to God every time that I murder a beat on my knees
And I ask for forgiveness
I'm bout to bail on you niggas like Christian
Then Catholic all of you into submission
Then go to the church that I grew up
And talk to the deacon and ask why he touched all those children
You people see it but you don't have vision
I'm not a piece you can put in position
I don't play chess and I checkmate you hear, but you do not listen

So many lines I'm about to go fishing
I'm cooking it up like it's out of the kitchen
They call me a pussy I think that it's funny because I just bought me a couple of kittens
They cannot compete there is no competition
I stay in the cut like a couple of stitches
I'm running a train on these beats
Like these rappers in Hollywood do to these video vixens
I'm not stopping, Ima do it often
Won't fall or leaf like the trees in autumn
I'm winter cold so I got them coughing
They'll scream my name like their at an auction
Don't Jack my flow or I'll get it Poppin'
Then brush it off and get back to flossin'
My drip is real I don't gotta faucet
I'm Michael Scott how I'm in The Office

I'll make you nauseous
This is not Tik
Tok rap, I don't got time for that
I'm ahead, that's why they talk behind my back
That went over yours and right up your ass
Only person I can throw them at is No Life Shaq
I kill it, so much drip I got spillage
So many bars I could feed a village
I pop their eyes, I'm one of a kind
You can tell I eat my spinach
I'm setting a record, will somebody pretty please call Guinness?
I see red when I'm in my zone like its 4th and inches
Don't blink you just might miss it
I am the best in this business
Get another person to do what I've done without no recognition
That's no playlists or assistance from a major label system
And a radio with zero time on any television
Go drink OJ and watch Simpson's, I bet you won't find a witness (gasp)

What I got to do to get it through to you?
I'm motherfucking Dax and i'm motherfucking immovable
If anybody's better, then put us inside a cubicle
And let us rap it out and I promise I'll make it beautiful
This shit is in my veins so I'm taking these pharmaceuticals
They need to lock me up cause i'm barring up like a juvenile
I'm about to get it poppin' I'm never stopping
You better proceed with caution
I'm rapping and paying homage
And lyrically giving knowledge
I'm brutally fucking honest
And everybody know's I spit fiery flames
I'm saying As-salamu alaykum to my Ackees in the middle of the east
And my Habilis in the Himalayas
Better respect it when you motherfucking speak on my name
I'm ready burn down everything that tries to get in my way
I'm ready to turn up on the industry
And fuck up the game
I'm fucking insane
And my name's Dax
And I'm a god, so don't use it in vain!

[Outro]
I used to be a janitor...