Are You Cereal (Remix)

[Intro]

(heyyyaaayyyeee, ooooohhhhhhhh)

Cue teh autotune...

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

[Verse 1: Jay
Co
Bay]

Yo
U dropped my ipod, Are You Cereal?
You just hit Todd, oh wait, i mean Trevor but anyway, Are You Cereal?
Oo, you stepped on my baby, and you said i look like a lady, Are You Cereal???
(fuckn bitch….)
Aye
It's ya boi jayce back in on the track, like it's just been a day since i recorded my first, second and last mixtape
Uhh
Stay friendly, bitch, you better bet, you actin' up and i ain't around, -hm, don't try hard to be important. -yah, -yah
Pizza boi pulled a prank on me, he called the topping silly baloney, it was jus friggin' pepperoni, but it still tasted great
Brought another mothertruckin' banana, for my bros Kolton and Chigo, bes' bros, dang still lit like it's fang, bitin' other artists like it's somethin-somethin, average white rapper, damn!
Are You Cereal, -Are You-Are You Cereal? woah--

[Verse 2: Jay
Barkley]

Yah
Heyo, i am a big boi too, and i just tooked a great big poo
Just like when you shared your normie meme with me, Are You Cereal?
Frick-feck, you, you big baby foo-foo, face, you lookin' scary like it's space, you gotta lotta pizza pockets, you're a stupid you, -oo
Dayce where's the friggin freezies? Frickin' hungry as crap, boi, *no no no no no no no no don't fuckin give me aba-banana peel
Are You Cereal, Jayce???*

[Bridge]

Hey hey hey hey hey, hey, (x2)
Are u stoopit?

[Chorus]

You forgot my birthday
You forgot my monay
Are You Cereal? Are You Cereal??
You forgot to flip your water bottle
You haven't dabbed in a while
Oh, how could you forget? how do ya think i feel?

[Break: Jay
Co
Bay]

Bish…
Woah--
(aye, uh, oo, dang - are you cereal?)
*jayce asks chigo if he should rap again or sum shite*

[Verse 3: Jay
Co
Bay]

Ew
I bee just bited me, oh gee, now i have to friggin go peepee
Bananas be bitchin and switchin up, oh fudge, face, oh shoot, it's jace, goin' to the back to go be away, okay, that's the jaycobay type shite way
Oh
Puss puss, got all that juice, goose always so loose, oh like-like that boost, boi i gotta flow friggin hard like car, you try to a-punch a car and you git hurt, oh shirt, o. m. g
Oh Most Girls *are gay* aye, fist faint like issa candy paint, infer to the last 4 lines, Amanda Bynes, is gross, b0ss, bish u smelly like fish, lil piece of tish, sauce, drip like sick, still tryna chill, gotta go kill, another motherlovin' bill, dang, darrn boi i like to sing when i sang, lil bish lemme wish upon a wish, swish, michael basketball jordan, oo, gotta lotta drink like spiked punch, baked Chris Brown's got all that for sum alcoholic female doggos. hey
I'm sorry
I'm sorry, oo--

[Verse 4: Jay
Co
Bay and Jay
Barkley]

[both:]
Oh
[Jay
Co
Bay:]
I, am sorry, (I am sorry, really)
Oh- for misjudging you.. (misjudging you)
And for your misconception and mystery, (misconception and mystery, [jaybarkley:] what the heck does that mean?)
Nobody really knows nobody, but i do know no means to what you wanna do. -oo, (what you wanna do)
I'm so, ~so sorry, (so sorry)
Oo, yea-yea-yea
Nothing personal, nothing Cereal
I gotta take poo, boi shut ya mouth or imma make this a ordeal
Woah~

[Bridge]

Hey hey hey hey hey, hey, (x2)
Shuttup b*tch!

[Chorus]

You forgot my birthday
You forgot my monay
Are You Cereal? Are You Cereal??
Oo, -you
Just tripped, just laughed to a kevin hart joke
You friggin' watched my dragon ball z dvds in my home
You treated this like it wasn't a big deal

[Outro]

Damn, boi are you seriously cereal? Lil bish tell me that you are trying to be cereal
-cereal
-cereal
*lil little interrupts the bois and tells them to g
It ba
Ck tO sl
EeP*