Please Don't Kill Yourself

[Intro Dialogue]
[Chris Ray Gun]
Hey man. So I know you've been really down on yourself, lately
[BionicPIG]
Ugh... Yeah, you could say that
[Chris Ray Gun]
And I found this song, it really speaks to me, and I feel like- I feel like it could really help you out!
[BionicPIG]
Um, how exactly is a song supposed to help my suicidal thoughts?
[Chris Ray Gun]
Dude, trust me. You will feel so much better after you listen to this
[Verse 1]
Your life sure is worthless
You feel like a joke
You don't got a purpose
You're broker than broke
[Verse 2]
Your choices are rotten
And your presence brings the world down
I'm sure even Bin Laden had friends
That wanted him around
[Chorus]
Now, I know that life seems pointless, but
Please, don't kill yourself
And let's be honest
There's no point to living, but
Please, don't kill yourself
Please, don't kill yourself
What I say doesn't matter, but
Please don't kill yourself!
[Verse 3]
You're basically nothing
But you cling to your dreams
So you could be happy
But you never succeed
[Verse 4]
You live in a constant fear that
You will die tomorrow
But why would you ever care?
You're empty and hollow
[Chorus]
Now, I know that life seems pointless, but
Please, don't kill yourself
And let's be honest
There's no point to living, but
Please, don't kill yourself
Please, don't kill yourself
What I say doesn't matter, but
Please don't kill yourself!
[Dialogue]
[Chris Ray Gun]
So, how do you feel?
[BionicPIG]
I feel the exact same. Th-That's it. That's. Yeah
[Chris Ray Gun]
What? Did you even listen to the song, man?
[BionicPIG]
O-Oh yeah, I listened to the song, and, it was stupid. It was so stupid
[Chris Ray Gun]
Why don't- Why don't you just believe in yourself? It really isn't that hard to do!
[BionicPIG]
A-Are you stupid?! Do you really think it's just that simple? I can just snap my fingers and boom! I'll feel better?
[Chris Ray Gun]
Pfft, whatever man. I'm done trying to help you
[BionicPIG]
Wh- Wait. When were you trying to help me? All you did was play me this shitty-ass song, and you just expect me to feel better? Why didn't you get me real help, you dumbass?
[Chorus]
Now, I know that life seems pointless, but
Please, don't kill yourself
And let's be honest
There's no point to living, but
Please, don't kill yourself
Please, don't kill yourself
What I say doesn't matter, but
Please don't kill yourself!