Please Don't Kill Yourself

[Intro Dialogue]
[Chris]
Hey man. So I know you've been really down on yourself, lately

[Aaron]
Ugh... Yeah, you could say that

[Chris]
And I found this song, it really speaks to me, and I feel like- I feel like it could really help you out!

[Aaron]
Um, how exactly is a song supposed to help my suicidal thoughts?

[Chris]
Dude, trust me. You will feel so much better after you listen to this

[Verse 1]
Your life sure is worthless
You feel like a joke
You don't got a purpose
You're broker than broke

[Verse 2]
Your choices are rotten
And your presence brings the world down
I'm sure even Bin Laden had friends
That wanted him around

[Chorus]
Now, I know that life seems pointless, but
Please, don't kill yourself
And let's be honest
There's no point to living, but
Please, don't kill yourself
Please, don't kill yourself

What I say doesn't matter, but
Please don't kill yourself!

[Verse 3]
You're basically nothing
But you cling to your dreams
So you could be happy
But you never succeed

[Verse 4]
You live in a constant fear that
You will die tomorrow
But why would you ever care?
You're empty and hollow

[Chorus]
Now, I know that life seems pointless, but
Please, don't kill yourself
And let's be honest
There's no point to living, but
Please, don't kill yourself
Please, don't kill yourself

What I say doesn't matter, but
Please don't kill yourself!

[Dialogue]
[Chris]
So, how do you feel?

[Aaron]
I feel the exact same. Th-That's it. That's. Yeah

[Chris]
What? Did you even listen to the song, man?

[Aaron]
O-Oh yeah, I listened to the song, and, it was stupid. It was so stupid

[Chris]
Why don't- Why don't you just believe in yourself? It really isn't that hard to do!

[Aaron]
A-Are you stupid?! Do you really think it's just that simple? I can just snap my fingers and boom! I'll feel better?

[Chris]
Pfft, whatever man. I'm done trying to help you

[Aaron]
Wh- Wait. When were you trying to help me? All you did was play me this sh*tty-ass song, and you just expect me to feel better? Why didn't you get me real help, you dumbass?

[Chorus]
Now, I know that life seems pointless, but
Please, don't kill yourself
And let's be honest
There's no point to living, but
Please, don't kill yourself
Please, don't kill yourself

What I say doesn't matter, but
Please don't kill yourself!