"it's saturday night and we're all drunk and fighting"

…walked over and lifted the receiver A drunk on the other end said, "What time you open up?" The bartender said, "I just closed", and…

…Saturday night And this being Sunday, it was yesterday, they had a big fight And I asked my neighbor, I said, "Why is it every Saturday…

…night you and your old lady have a fight? We hear it through the wall" And he said, "We're not really fighting," he said, "I"m…