"i have a crush on a thirteen year old and I'll adopt her"

For my family's livelihood, I think tonight we should Celebrate the fact that I'm a star and that the likelihood Of me blowin…

…her I gotta conquer and collect Every motherf*ckin' check, tryna pay a couple tuitions Write 'em off as an expense Let…

…earlier, I pick 'em up and bet on myself [Chorus] I been travelin' a lot now Got to find the time to Take it in and take a step back…

…are hard then just stand and spar I move my feet like a dancing star you spit candy bars [PoRich] I'll put landmines in your family's yard…

…[HFK] I put Diaz in a headlock, like, "Say uncle or I'll beat the shit out of your grandmother." And as soon as he said, "uncle…

…started biting on a Mencia tip That's when I pulled out and busted a shot to her face on some Selena shit [Charron] Diaz…

…lay down on our bed, Evelyn, our 3-year-old, napping in the other room, and looking into my wife's beautiful brown eyes, I made my…

…confession: "I'm a transsexual." I buried my head into her chest and explained that this was something I'd been struggling…

…told me she thought I was going to say I had cheated on her or wanted a divorce—which she said would have been worse for her. She…

…year old boy (crowd laughing) until I get my period and then I'm like “alright I'm not a thirteen year old boy” I've read about this. I am a…

…lady there's two types. That I remember I'm a lady and not a thirteen year old boy it's when i get my period and…

…three quarter sleeve uhm shirt and then icepack on my face and I was like “Sir.I am 100% a lesbian” (crowd laughing) “I do not have…

…[Intro] Yeah R-A-V I did that for old time's sake (Remember when I used to yell out what year it was?) One Time For Your Mind…

…"Legalize weed" My cerebral is a sequel, so no equal psyche I'll defeat you [?] I'm a seizure to your ego even though I'm quite sweet I…

…put Rav in travesty and cats in caskets I'mma trip like travelling on acid tablets When I spit [?], listen anxiously Bitches…

…[Intro] (Yeah) Yeah R-A-V I did that for old time's sake (Remember when I used to yell out what year it was?) One Time…

…"Legalize weed" My cerebral is a sequel, so no equal psyche I'll defeat you that's the fecal of the people I meet I'm a…

…old school Eat my scrotum Eli Porter, didn't I [?] that's kinda cool I guess Rappers spit foolishness, that's why I'm doing this Dabbling on the stupid and…

…of these acts are ways of giving our freedom to others. We join religions, political parties. Karen Horney - humans have a basic need for love and…

…/ parents love is conditional on being a certain way. We often change our thoughts and…

The goal of the trait approach is to describe individual traits. Trait theories have used a lot of methods Myers-Brigges Type Indicator - and…

…old, when I knocked up this thirteen hundred pound Mexican woman. I didn't have a green card and I worked for her father…

…I have a tin ear' and she said, 'sh*t, I have a glass eye and a bum leg' So we went to her place and I found she was running guns to Africa and…

…wine, I'm not talking about bullsh*t here! No record. Clean. Every night I'd put on a tie and hit the after hours bars with my old…

…the size of the fish those ghosts took out of Farte Cove in years past. * * * Last year I turned thirty-three years old and, raised a Baptist, I…

…see every shadow. The movement of every limb in every passionate event occupies my mind. I have a prurience on the grand scale. It makes no sense that I…

…breathing heavy. He sat up on the rail. It was a word of high danger to his old mind. He said it with a long disgust, glad, I…

…well Maybe it doesn't have to rise to a crescendo The truth never sounded like sound bites and name dropping I promised myself I…

…couldn't roll off my tongue And thought that maybe, at this hour, I could write a poem about honesty Without having…

…fifth grade explosion Jessica explained it to her thirteen year old peers How rough her father's beard stubble felt when her was drinking And how a…

…excited to see its actual content [Best Bar for Age 13 - Childish Gambino, "Power"] This is on a bus back from camp. I'm thirteen and…

…years old and I ain't riding in a Prius (Big Sean, "Burn") Why has every woman never dined here before? Am I the only 23 year old…

…is cut the time in half [Best Bar for Age 27 - D-12, "Whether Or Not"] I'm a 27-year-old-eleven-year-old, I'mma never grow up, b*tch I ain't gon' never…

…thirteen year old girls deal with. Most typical thirteen year olds change from a little girl to a woman. Course black hair starts to grow in a…

…office and softly knocked on her door. She was sitting on her red Bosu Ball chair typing out a long email on her…

…desktop computer. She turned around with a surprised look on her face wondering what I was doing there. I never told her I was going to stop by. I…

…all I've done for you Harry, you go and kill my actual life! What the HELL thirteen year old has ONE THIRTY-NINE NINETY-FIVE…

…) Well at least you and I can just have a sleepover that night and sing all their songs while we cry ourselves to sleep [JULES…

…these tickets I don't know what I'll do I might have to show dad The photos of you That I found on your phone In a message to— (spoken) Yeah…

…Thirteen-year-old JoJo Siwa rolled up to school in a souped-up vintage car with a giant pink bow plastered on the grill. Inside the car, with her…

…blond hair tightly pulled into a side ponytail and wrapped in a pastel yellow bow, she sang to her mother, “I…

…protagonists. “If I had a 13-year-old,” Ms. Long said, “I would push her toward someone like Marley Dias instead…

…" The 22-year-old also recognizes how rare it is to release a debut pop album with no radio hits and still sell an impressive amount…

…storytelling and a penchant for striking audio-visual ideas (each song on the album has received a video treatment). Her committed…

Twitter or Instagram on her phone anymore. “I don't think I've posted in like three months,” she says with a laugh. And…