
On the first day of Christmas my company gave to me
A pink slip for under the tree
On the second of Christmas my company gave…
…to me
2 days to pack
And a pink slip for under the tree
On the third day of Christmas my company gave to me
3 Bic pens…
Is that right 2 days to pack?
And a pink slip for under the tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave my company
4 letter words
3 more pens…
By Gucci Mane (2013)
On album Gas (2013)

…[Verse 1: Gucci Mane]
My wrist so rocky, I'm cocky
Cat smell like Issey Miyake
I wanna drag her for jockey
She wanna dig in my…
…on to me
And I turn her on, VVS all over me
Look at my arm, this Rolley got her feelin me
Don't turn me on, I'm lit up like a Christmas…
…on, VVS all over me
Look at my arm, this Rolley got her feelin me
Don't turn me on, I'm lit up like a Christmas tree
Don't turn me…

…theatrics. danger: I detect no trench coat with the badges
I had to protect my neck, let the confuser inspect the deck looking for…
…' be cookie everywhere when this cat eat with me
My rap dark, bad start thinking he mad smart
My shot right, I got…
…a supermarket in plan, this path marked
Mook, you couldn't shine my war boots
My son need food for his mind, I'm who he talk to
They got me feeling like…

…can meet the FN
Pussy nigga broke in, he'll never do that again
Bro 'nem tried to kill 'em, I had to tell 'em let 'em live
My first…
…time gettin' high, I ain't know where the fuck I lived
My granny left me, I don't know where the fuck I am
Man I gotta start…
…first time doin' a drill, I walked there and walked back (Huh)
You know I love my brothers, they got my front and my back
What you…

…be off my nut"
Got a few beers bubbling about my gut
Like your eyes, hairs, thighs, mouth and rounded bumper
Lausse The Cat, you…
…hibiscus
You ask for my biscuit
A bit egotistic
But gives in the sheets like a service in Christmas
First month free til' i swerve…
…with thoughts unsolved
Got cat but we already had a new girl by his side
[Verse 2]
Sorry my darling
Should have been clearer
L never…

…the venue with a blonde
And her boyfriend came knocking on the back door
Out for my blood
And she sent me out the front door fast…
…of Norway was playing a festival in Giske
I got a call that my cat lost her ability to walk
And she was very sick
And I loved that cat more…
…goodbye”
But she waited for me, when I got to my house
She was laying there lifeless on the couch
I told her how much she meant…

…the venue with a blonde
And her boyfriend came knocking on the back door
Out for my blood
And she sent me out the front door fast…
…of Norway was playing a festival in Giske
I got a call that my cat lost her ability to walk
And she was very sick
And I loved that cat more…
…goodbye”
But she waited for me, when I got to my house
She was laying there lifeless on the couch
I told her how much she meant…

To keep your mouth shut till the job is done
Sixty-seven rolled around
Joe got the call and he headed on out
Across the ocean for…
The weather's warm around Christmas time
I've got an M-16 and my boots are dry
I'm sitting up here like a cat in a tree
Waiting for…
…time
I've got an M-16 and my boots are dry
I'm sitting up here like a cat in a tree
Waiting for Charlie, gonna set him free
Uncle Sam said I'm the man
Goodbye Charlie…

…down, my god my belly looks like Play-Doh
I'm almost fifty, I guess it's just the way life goes
Yesterday I got back into my…
…the way life goes for some right down the f*cking toilet bowl
I love my friends, P.S. friends the ones who love you back…
…and most of all it's my family and you and your dog and your cat
Some have moved on and went down very different paths
I guess it's just…

…down, my god my belly looks like Play-Doh
I'm almost fifty, I guess it's just the way life goes
Yesterday I got back into my better…
…the way life goes for some right down the fucking toilet bowl
I love my friends, P.S. friends the ones who love you back…
…and most of all it's my family and you and your dog and your cat
Some have moved on and went down very different paths
I guess it's just…
By Ray Stevens (2006)
On album Box Set (2006)

Well, when I was young I had a job
with the Fire Department Rescue Squad
and we got a call one day to get a cat out…
…come in from.
And I took a wrong turn and the grave got steep and me and the cat dropped 30 feet
and most of those bees followed…
…us down that sewage treatment pond.
You've heard of steppin' in it friends? I was up to my clavicle.
Lord, have mercy on me! Save a place in Heaven for…

…and fried catfish plates
Last night, we watched fireworks along the Mississippi
And I got a call from my friend…
…was obsessed with the Doors
But didn't care for the perspective of John Densmore
This past Christmas Day, my dad's friend Dan Engelberg died…
…finally go to sleep, I hope to have a nice dream
About my old kitty cat sniffing at the Christmas tree
Not a nightmare where I'm…

…fireworks along the Mississippi
I got a call from my friend in Tennessee, it was her grandmother's 97th birthday
She's the closest thing…
…the perspective of John Densmore
This past Christmas Day, my dad's friend Dan Engelberg died
In a hospital bed at the age of 99
Weeks away from turning 100…
I'm gonna bring to Japan
When I finally go to sleep, I hope to have a nice dream
About my old kitty cat sniffing at the Christmas…

Just back from South Dakota and my skin is covered in bed bug
But it was nice playin' Christmas songs out there then flying back…
…this new bedding you got me feels so cozy
Oh how the cold makes your cheeks so rosy
Oh how my belly's gotten doughy
I got nothing on my…
…into the chilly sky
And the downtown Christmas decorations make me want to cry
When you're young it takes forever for Christmas…

…you're my friend, I got your back for life
Try to hurt anyone I care about, I might slice you up real nice
I'm housesitting…
…a 14-year-old cat named Pete
My girlfriend's friend is off in Spain and she left him with me
And he lays on my bed and we gaze…
…walk a few more miles and exercise more
Gotta say I love good food, and watching my diet and no carbs is a f*cking bore
It's the first…