
…diagnosed my own appendicitis
Next day I went to our doctor down the block. Sure enough, acute appendicitis!
They rushed me right…

…am not
Certain of
Hello twelve
Hello thirteen
Hello love
Mark:
And from the book I diagnosed my own appendicitis
Next day I went…
…to our doctor down the block. Sure enough, acute appendicitis!
They rushed me right to the hospital
Well, I figured this book
Would cover…

…(Bobby Braddock)
Well, I've had a splittin' headache from my eyebrows to my backbone
Arthritis appendicitis brights disease…
…eyebrows to my backbone
Arthritis appendicitis brights disease and gall stones
Bleedin' ulcers ingrown toe nails swollen adenoids…

…!
It's abandonitis, not appendicitis
And the doctor can't cut it away [Cut it away]
It's abandonitis, not appendicitis…

…[Verse 1]
Well, I've had a splitting headache from my eyebrows to my backbone
Arthritis, appendicitis, Bright's Disease…
…]
Well, I've had a splitting headache from my eyebrows to my backbone
Arthritis, appendicitis, Bright's Disease, and gall stones…

…[Liedjestekst Rozegeur en maneschijn en appendicitis]
Rozegeur en maneschijn
Ik ben zot ik ben bedorven wijn
Ik negeer de…

…[Appendicitis]
There were times that I wanted it
So bad that I made it hurt
But now I wait as patiently as I can
For my heart…

…(Pull the plug)
Nearsighted
Breath lighted
Cataracts
Heart attacks
(Pull the plug)
Hepatitus
Bronchitis
Appendicitis
Arthritis…

…a nervous year and people have begun to feel like a Christian scientist with appendicitis. Fortunately in times of crisis just like…

…on the breakfast menu, I thus am sensing some ennui
'Cause there's a funny running through my tummy
And I really don't reckon it's appendicitis…

…and that's
The gut feeling I'm getting appendicitis
I dig deeper than coal miners gold Midas touch
Got 90000 plus people throwing…

…appendicitis which is gas
Which I diagnosed
People overdosed and I saved them
I saved young people, old people
One priest and one high school…

…in here is looking ripe
See it don't matter if a chick got hepatitis type B
Or gingivitis, scabies behind her right knee
Or appendicitis…

…and a pregnant Eskimo woman
Oh Mr. Hartwell said the nurse I pray that you will guide us
To save this woman with her child and the boy with appendicitis…

…begging you baby the trans
Baby the trans through the Cuban Missle Crisis
Playin' it like mad through acute appendicitis
Nobody knows…