"Tonight I'm taking another guy's lady home"

…and only rocking socks A lady knows I'm Schäffer, maybe take her to the rooftop First I gotta pass the mic before I crash…

…taking off her panties, of course I'm bout to get the sloppy because I'm ramming a Horde And bust a nut big enough…

…it to the door, already threw up in the yard Don't stare, it's a party right? I'm trying to throw up hands and get down tonight…

…wants to be my older brother Invited me home for supper And begged me to play strip poker at the same table he said he's smoke me…

…of Hieroglyphics Whose album titles all include the word "Business"? And which Ice Cube record features the song "Wicked"? Oh I'm sorry…

…y'all, I have advice to share with him He should leave tonight or Madness might embarrass him Cause overall I'm a much better…

…they call me Frank B [P] Oh word man? Nice to meet you man [P] So yo man E, what you gettin into tonight man? [E] Yo P man I'm bout…

…to flex downtown to this club [P] Word man? Yo man, that sounds cool man [P] I think I'm with that man - yo you wan' do…

…but my friends, they call me Frank B How bout you officer - whatchu call yourself? Oh this guy's a real wiseguy Who's the young lady…

…[Round 1: Dizaster] I'm battling a blind person My whole life I've been wanting to go in on the subject So basically what I'm…

…words rhyme perfectly Now I'm certain he will try to search inside of his mind thoroughly Through his fucking flawed design…

…complained So finally judges [?] on how he sounds, is the craziest Still I got the home advantage, it's my talent, I'm…

New Breed, I'm home Last time I arrived in Atlanta I set the heat alarm His girl know, she said…

He's just another fake b*tch who wants a shot at the kid who left Dan and the Jew beat I'm from New Orleans so what you peep…

…on your girls face to feel your lady And I'll put New Breed in a box like a stillborn baby You're new? I'm old school. Muppet Babies…

So let's look at this subject; I'mma tell you why I'm disgusted So tonight, looks like sex will be our topic of discussion Now…

…because I don't want a baby in the oven It's because I'm staying pure until the day that I'm a husband But see, this wasn't always…

…longs to be loved So she gives herself up to another guy's lust She thinks it feels good at first, but then she gets bitter 'Cause…

…at all the people standing In the middle of that hell, there's a spotlight of heaven Started getting curious 'bout the lost-looking lady Offered…

…wished I prepared another Got it covered, told her to cut off the deal and wonder Instead through the streets illuminated…

…been? I'm glad you're home Celine: Cool, yeah. So how was Madrid? Jesse: I'm rapturous. And I'll tell you why. I met somebody…

…of the otherwise pleasing brown fluid to shoot from the fontanel on top of his head Which landed on top of the other guy's head (I've…

…remember. "Topping place! Went there once. Found a little moustache. One of the Russkies had it. Wah ha ha! Took it home, don't you…

…know. Showed the little lady. Hrrmph. She put it on. Left me for another woman. Hmmm. Rum things, lefts. And women." He…

…to walk the aisle A pimp's funeral, but we're gon' walk in style I'm feeling proud, yet I'm feeling funny And it ain't cause his niggas…

…guy's in love, I'm just hating We're waiting on Reverend Clayton and for her to get ready The church bells…

…? But wait, oh shit, there go his ex-girl Shawna Man, I hope it don't be no drama That lady in the big hat, that's his grandmama For him taking…

…to walk the aisle A pimp's funeral, but we're gon' walk in style I'm feeling proud, yet I'm feeling funny And it ain't cause his niggas…

…guy's in love, I'm just hating We're waiting on Reverend Clayton and for her to get ready The church bells…

…shit, there go his ex-girl Shawna Man, I hope it don't be no drama That lady in the big hat, that's his grandmama For him taking…

…don't even know your name But it's tricky keeping sane in Year 8 At an all-boys school So I'm a sucker for a pretty face And I'm sure…

…a girl before So I'm not sure How to treat a lady right But how hard can it be? I seen a lotta movies I took a lotta notes I wanna…

…and again I have dreams about you Double decker snowglobes running down the road I'm gonna kick your ass tonight I've been bowling…

…as ill as KoppSoSick This ain't Grind Time, this ain't URL, this ain't King of the Dot This is BBI, bitch, and I'm the king of the spot I'll diminish any…

…will make your girl like black girls like what Derryl did to Michelle See, cos I'm taking you to the pool, class is in session Kopp…

…just battle, I don't know why the cops came, we didn't mean to fight Where's Maddie [?] we're hitting a home run with Grace tonight…

…if you woulda came Thursday instead of Friday, you'da got me there." A guy was in another guy's home, his wife said, "Did you ever sell…

…home right now, I'm spending the evening with Charlie." She said, "That's alright, honey," and hung up the phone. Then she turned…

…home late one night, caught his old lady wrong—he didn't exactly catch her wrong, but, he thought he caught her wrong. And he went…

I was at a party tonight, good party, a really good party, wasn't lousy If the oysters had been…

…here—anyone have a favorite number? I usually play piano, but I won't be able to play tonight You know, I live over near Wrigley…

Field, and Steve Bilko hit his 34th home run last year through my bedroom window And hit my old lady right here, right in her lap…

…[Verse 1] Now, normally I'm pretty conflict avoidant Just ignore sh*t if it's just annoyin' I don't write a diss track about…

…a fan of ours (Hey, look, this guy's covering Handlebars.) That's cool, what's he say in his bars? (Um, instead of 'my bike', he…

…Tonight 'Cause my lady says she's not attracted By male dominant dumb sh*t That could die Look, Donald Trump's kid has…