By Tim Fischer (1999)
On album Baby Boy (2001)

Papa swindles
Mama swindles
Grandmama's a lying thief
We're perfectly shameless
But we're blameless
After all it's our belief…
…!
Everyone
Swindles some
My son's a mooch and so's the pooch!
Life's a swindle
Yes, it's all a swindle
So get what you can
From…
…won't be the last one
Get the goods while they are going
Grab the cash while it is flowing!
Everyone
Swindles some
What the heck go…

…are dangerous
But don't forget innocents are dangerous
But don't forget innocents are dangerous
And swindles never become obsolete
And swindles…
…never become obsolete
And swindles never become obsolete
And swindles never become obsolete…

As she swindles away
As she swindles away to your heart
Oh doll
She'll tear it apart[she'll tear it apart]
She'll tear it apart[she'll…
A capitalist with her affection
As she swindles away
She swindles away to you heart
She'll tear it apart[she'll tear it apart]
She'll…

…claim
I promise to be a team player and make sure my guys are ahead of the game
And to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever fall to the swindles…
…claim
I promise to be a team player and make sure my guys are ahead of the game
And to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever fall to the swindles…

…the hell is going on
Outcasted bums, we outlasted angelinas
Demands demean us. Biting the hands that feed us
We kindle wicks. Candles. Bamboozle and swindles…

…and booze
A highway man swindles the trucker's brew
A bum looks in a dumpster and finds a new pair of shoes
An injured jazz musician…
By Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas (2014)
On album PHASE 2 (2014)

…b>Minami
Don't know what's being misunderstood
Missiles flying, children getting shot
Swindles everywhere, People who should…

…you're turnin all your tricks
(smokin weed and makin money)
The swindles and the bindles are keepin you from sleepin
(yes yes y'all)
Tattoo mags and the sandwich bags and now you've lost your feeling…

…frauds will be found out
The swindles will be exposed
But as always it will go unpunished
Your dirty money can't corrupt many…

…the good in your thoughts, true sports
Win, even though they might've took a few shots
It's the long run that beats the wrong one
The house just dwindles of the mouth that swindles
Word up…
By Valient Thorr (2010)
On album Stranger (2010)

…deals
Swindles and deceit
And never told the truth
Always looking at your feet
A-one place you can't look
A-that's right into my eyes…

…to crossed the bridge when the thorns spikes
Laughing children jumping over broken glass
Because it's banned areas, look chimneys in the background
And swindles…
By Large Professor (2009)
On album The LP (2009)

…the good in your thoughts, true sports
Win, even though they might've took a few shots
It's the long run that beats the wrong one
The house just dwindles of the mouth that swindles
Word up…

…of sex, drugs and booze
A highway man, swindles a drunker's booth
A homeless in a dumpster, and finds a new pair of shoes
An injured jazz…

…in with the sheikh
With delusions of grandeur they take their seat
Next to Bonnie the Thief who swindles so sweet
For the kings in suits with gold watches
[Chorus]
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