
…loved to blow us
The very first time she ain't even know us
She swore she had skills and begged to show us
I once met a bitch named…
…through nighty
She'll make your limp dick strong and mighty
But her voice sounds like MC Shydee
I got a phone call named Jasmine
She was a…
…us
She had crooked titties and loved to show us
School bus driver named Miss Manoe
Her neden hole looked like a big canoe
Her…

…that
Some szex with the ezex
No strings attzached
Y'all playaz feeling me?
See I like dzat
These o's think
I'm a celebrity?
And…
Walked passed her
At Mc D's at the cashier
Nearly crashed her
Didn't know she had a man
Till this dude called me up
I said, "I'm…
…scores for sure
Just tell me
What type you lookin' for
I had a chick in showbiz
She liked to slow kiss
But I dumped her
She had…

…with the ezex
No strings attzached
Y'all playaz feeling me?
See I like dzat
These o's think
I'm a celebrity?
And I'm gonna
Write them a…
At Mc D's at the cashier
Nearly crashed her
Didn't know she had a man
Till this dude called me up
I said, "I'm just a friend!"
Then I met…
What type you lookin' for
I had a chick in showbiz
She liked to slow kiss
But I dumped her
She had halitosis
Hana, a half Japanese…

…to say, it was killing me.
But one guy paid me some attention — Matt. Matt was six feet tall, he looked like a grown-up von Trapp child, and…
…too, so she knows she can't mess with me. "Rita! I'm going to make the green bean casserole this year, and that's that!" Knock-knock…
…nameless. I was just a warm body, and I was freezing cold. His fingers poked inside me like they had lost their keys in there. And then came the sex, and…

…movie wouldn't tell her story
She had a twinsister, her name was Lisa
And just like Lori, she's a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's…
…was down on her knees beggin' to blow
She's like another freak named Ren`
You get her alone and she'll make your day
Like Burger King, she knows the play
But a…
…like she made it up
She was twenty years old with a big round butt
Had a girl slick like olive oil
Her father was rich and…
…nigga!)
[Hook - Almighty U-Sorcerer]
Leather and latex, fucked her on the tape deck
If I can't get a paycheck, then it don't make…
…thong
She tied me down, did a backflip, and split on my dick
What the fuck, she got me digging her ditch
That's what I get…
…give head, no bacteria
First time in the bedroom and she giving good top
Before, had her screaming like a crowd at Woodstock
She…

…n*gga!)
[Hook - Almighty U-Sorcerer]
Leather and latex, f*cked her on the tape deck
If I can't get a paycheck, then it don't make…
…thong
She tied me down, did a backflip, and split on my di*k
What the f*ck, she got me digging her ditch
That's what I get…
…month, she give head, no bacteria
First time in the bedroom and she giving good top
Before, had her screaming like a…

…fine and bearin
If Johnny wuk careless she ready have di killin
From a dugu dugu, gal Beenie wid it
She last so till…
…start wear tight
Rita push out seh she ready fi di bite
Sherry a di DJ she love hold di mic
Just last night mi have har a voice
Cool…
…nuff gal mi voice pon it twenty four tracks
So come a road pon a label name cat
Trick dem a front mi and di sista a back
Nuh mate…

…by the liter
Sister named A'Quita, ate these balls like Jered'd eat her
Take it in her butt cuz it's ten centimeters
[Thirstin Howl]
And…
God made Sophie, who sucks dick slowly
Did me so well, I bought the bitch a trophy
She told me to take back the trophy, and…
…had a new place much warmer
Shit was so firm I couldn't tell she had a bra on
Everything was right, except for the weave she had…
By Master Fuol
On album Singles

…named A'Quita, ate these balls like Jered'd eat her
Take it in her butt cuz it's ten centimeters
[Thirstin Howl III]
And God made…
Sophie, who sucks dick slowly
Did me so well, I bought the bitch a trophy
She told me to take back the trophy, and buy some Oakleys…
…new place much warmer
Shit was so firm I couldn't tell she had a bra on
Everything was right, except for the weave she had…

My wife got tired a' me runnin 'round, so she tried to keep me home
Well, she broke my nose and hid my clothes, but I continued to roam
Then she…
…dark and dreary night as I was staggerin' home to bed
Well, a bandit jumped from the shadows and put a blackjack 'side my head
That cat…
…took my watch, my ring, my money, and I didn't even make a sound
But when he reached 'n got my bottle, you could hear me…

…lil' do a lil' somethin like this
Check this out
One.. two.. one, two, three
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and on and…
…sudden, you you you you..
I got a friend by the name of Charlie
Charlie got a wife by the name of Dolly
Dolly and Charlie got a son named…
Wally
And Wally got a girl by the name of Polly
Polly got a sister by the name of Molly
Molly and Polly got a mother named Holly…

…lil' do a lil' somethin like this
Check this out
One.. two.. one, two, three
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and on and…
…sudden, you you you you..
I got a friend by the name of Charlie
Charlie got a wife by the name of Dolly
Dolly and Charlie got a son named…
Wally
And Wally got a girl by the name of Polly
Polly got a sister by the name of Molly
Molly and Polly got a mother named Holly…
By Swingers Too Soundtrack
On album Swingers Too!
My wife got tired a' me runnin 'round, so she tried to keep me home-
Well, she broke my nose and hid my clothes, but I continued to roam.
Then she…
…dark and dreary night as I was staggerin' home t'
bed,
Well, a bandit jumped from the shadows and put a blackjack 'side my
head.
That cat…
…took my watch, my ring, my money, And I didn't make a sound,
but when he reached 'n got my bottle, you could hear me…

My wife got tired a' me runnin 'round, so she tried to keep me home-
Well, she broke my nose and hid my clothes, but I continued to roam
Then she…
…dreary night as I was staggerin' home t'
Bed
Well, a bandit jumped from the shadows and put a blackjack 'side my
Head
That cat…
…took my watch, my ring, my money, And I didn't make a sound
But when he reached 'n got my bottle, you could hear me…