
A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a
Couple of hot tomatoes…
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
Yes a fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend…
…this is
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz like parts of seidlitz powder
Yes a fine romance…

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes…
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend…
…this is
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder (*)
Yes, a fine romance…

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes…
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend…
…this is
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz like parts of seidlitz powder
Yes, a fine romance…
…[Girl]
A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes…
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
[Guy]
A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my…
…friend this is
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder (*)
Yes…
…(Dorothy Fields / Jerome Kern)
A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like…
…the chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance, my dear this is
Two old fogies, we need kisses
We two should be like clams…
…in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz like yesterday's Seidlitz powder
A fine romance, with no clinches
A fine romance…

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes…
A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz…
…like parts of a Seidlitz powder
A fine romance, with no clinches
A fine romance, with no pinches
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!
I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance…

A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes…
A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz…
…like parts of a Seidlitz powder
A fine romance, with no glitches
A fine romance, with no bitches
You're just as hard to land as the 'Isle de France'
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance…

A fine romance, with no kisses.
A fine romance, my friend, this is.
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes…
…take jello.
You calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean.
At least they flap their fins to express emotion.
A fine romance…
…with no quarrels,
With no insults, and all the morals.
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France.
I never get…

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes…
…a crease in your blue serge pants
I never had the chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance. I'll take jello…
…with no quarrels
With no insults, and all the morals
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance…

…[Verse 1: Ginger Rogers]
A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like…
…my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean…
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
[Verse 4]
A fine romance, with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
You're just…

…(?) a cutie I bag 'em
The instant I see a cutie with a bootie wiggle it just like jello
To me being a player approach and say hello…
…one thing
and kinda swift with the game" I said "Come on now sweetheart do I look like a player?"
She said…
…you opened up your heart and you told me to come in
Oh mama!
A thousand kisses from you is never too much
And I just don't wanna…
By Doja Cat (2019)
On album Hot Pink (2019)

…to keep me focused; you want it? Say so (Uh)
[Verse 1: Nicki minaj]
Every time i take a break, the game be so boring
Pretty like…
Naomi, Cassie, plus Lauren
Spitten' like Weezy, Foxy, plus Lauryn
Ball like the Rams, see, now that's Gordon
They don't understand…
…say so, i could be your plus 1, plus i'm not that jello, it's time to make up the new words tho, asses and the kisses make ya mind…

A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
(Tomatoes, dear…
…fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean…
You never give those orchids, I send, a glance
They're just like cactus plants, this is a fine romance
(Oh boy)…

A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear…
…good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean…
…-in-the-wood woman
You never give those orchids I send a glance
They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
This is a fine romance!…

A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear…
…good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean…
…-in-the-wood woman
You never give those orchids I send a glance
They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
This is a fine romance…