
…[Verse]
Gaaaaadamn Innanet you foolish
Foolin round in comme des garcons you was cupid
Rockin human race I felt super human in the…
…blue ones
Trip cooler than you losers I'm coolin on Stone Island
Stoned Stephen Woolley, woah no wonder I'm the flyest
Bought…
…see me, grandpa'd be proud
I ain't dumb it down, my go-go gadget flow go go
I'm the, lil weapon from out moco I'm goin global…

…[Verse]
Gaaaaadamn Innanet you foolish
Foolin round in comme des garcons you was cupid
Rockin human race I felt super human in the…
…blue ones
Trip cooler than you losers I'm coolin on Stone Island
Stoned Stephen Woolley, woah no wonder I'm the flyest
Bought…
…see me, grandpa'd be proud
I ain't dumb it down, my go-go gadget flow go go
I'm the, lil weapon from out moco I'm goin global…
By George Carlin (1972)
On album FM & AM (2009)

…come out, y'know, to all these folks- lotta Shriners and hookers and salesmen..which are the same as hookers, really, if you get…
…right down to it. Uh, it was just strange. I had to find a way to break the ice. I told them a poem. I told them about my hair.
I'm…
…are they debonair
In fact, they're just square
They see hair down to there
say BEWARE and go off on a tear
I say "No fair"
A head that's bare…

…[Verse 1]
If you ever go back into Wooley Swamp son you better not go at night
There's things out there in the…
…for myself
That there's some things in this world you just can't explain
[Verse 2]
The old man lived in the Wooley Swamp way back in the…
…it all out on the floor of his shack
And run his fingers through it
Yeah, Lucius Clay was a greedy old man
And that's all there ever was to…

…(V-1)
Well, If you ever go back into Wooly Swamp well you better not go at night.
There's things out there in the…
…find out for myself
That there's some things in this world you just can't explain.
The old man lived in the Wooly Swamp way…
…it all down in Mason jars and bury it all around
And on certain nights if the moon was right
He'd dig it up out of the ground.
He'd pour…

And drinkin' homemade brew
Now folks here about call him Gator
And everybody knows him well
Meanest man ever to hit the swamp
Folks…
…lookin' out for the law
While he make the best corn liquor you ever saw
(Rock gut whiskey...)
While he's makin…
…smokey's in the Okefenokee
But that sheriff he's really gonna catch the devil
If he keeps on snoopin' around in here
(Gator's in the swamp…

Surrey girls like tight jeans
Right up tight against their skin
Take you home to the dark
And show you what's…
…her Samsung is ringing
Hold on
Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge
Where it came clear to me
You need love you need love…
But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing
Hold on
Woolley Bridge Woolley Bridge
Where it came clear to me
You need love you…

…[Chorus 1]
Well, if you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night
There's things out there in the…
…find out for myself there's some things in this world you just can't explain
[Verse 1]
The old man lived in the Wooley Swamp way…
…it all
Down in mason jars and he'd bury it all around. And on certain nights if the
Moon was right he'd dig it up out of the…

And straight off I went to see the agent, Billy Hughes
He said "Pitch me five dollars, and a ticket you shall draw
To ride upon the railroad to the…
…sage and sassafras and corn-dodger pills
If I ever see this land again, I'll give to you my paw…
…chills
Fare thee well to sage and sassafras tea and corn-dodger pills
If I ever see that land again, I'll give to you my paw…

…socks put'chu out your misery (OWH)
Homicide try'na holla they wanna question me {"we need to talk to you"}
Cause I'm always…
…this muthaf*cka out
(He's a gangsta)
We don't buddy up we dummy up
One squeeze'll bring a n*gga to his knees
(He's a gangsta)
You…
…heart pump no fear to a nobody
You drive by material black Maserati
One n*gga, one black mack, four black bodies
Giving n*ggas scared…

…socks put'chu out your misery (OWH)
Homicide try'na holla they wanna question me {"we need to talk to you"}
Cause I'm always…
…this muthafucka out
(He's a gangsta)
We don't buddy up we dummy up
One squeeze'll bring a nigga to his knees
(He's a gangsta)
You…
…heart pump no fear to a nobody
You drive by material black Maserati
One nigga, one black mack, four black bodies
Giving niggas scared…

…nigga
Hope he got insurance on the damn grave digger
Or did you ever know of niggas with my mentality
The penitentiary yo…
Infamous]
Drag 'em from the river, throw 'em back up on the swamp
[Verse 2: DJ Paul]
I jumped in my Cutlass, straight go down the…
…maniac, schizophrenic Scarecrow dude
I'm the nigga to fuck with if you wanna be fish food
Pin it's the hollow point, hit yo guts and then the…

And there are professional priests watching the heavens
To know when those times were
When those times came
And those men became aware
Of the movement of the…
…day comes and goes
The year comes and goes
The eons come and go
And the whole society…
…world
It went out with the higher civilizations
To India
To China
Even across the Pacific
To Mexico and Peru
And you see…

…The most famous of the voodoo queens that ever existed
Is Marie Laveau, down in Louisiana
There's a lot of weird ungodly tales…
…and stringy hair
If she ever seen why'all messing round there
She'd go another man done gone
And then one night when the moon was black
Into the swamp…
…ever get down where the black trees grow
And meet a voodoo lady named Marie Laveau
If she ever asks you to make her your wife
Man…

Homie light the gas up, ladies used to pass up
This alien, from Saturn
Now they begging me to lay 'em down on the…
…light a blunt, blow trees
When you in the gutter, man you gotta love leaves
When they counting on you, man you gotta do numbers
Some…
…behave
I got that work like a slave
Pull up on me if you want
I'll leave your ass in the dump
Ugly God don't got no c*nt
I…