By Adventure Time
On album Season 1

…: Oh, no!
Jake: What? You think I'm gonna turn all lumpy like her? Get outta here. [Arm suddenly lumps up] Wha? Finn, I think I'm f…
…into the Lumpy Abyss.
Lumpy Space King: Daughter!! Have you brought smooth people into our domain?!
Lumpy Space Princess: I had to, Dad... I'm…
…gotta sit on this!
Finn: No! You can't make me! Smooth—OOF! [Runs into a muscular Lumpy Space person and gets knocked out.]
Jake…

…door.. gonna take it smooth f*ck it imma restore.. take another jokes we gon' ride another boat.. all those bitches man…
…' another touch, i'm so fresh bitch watcha butts.. beng..
Diamond it's so.. i've been next door.. gonna take it smooth f*ck…
…
Diamond it's so.. i've been next door.. gonna take it smooth f*ck it imma restore.. take another jokes we gon' ride another boat…

…know they running for me
You know my love won't let them keep me away
I'm a smooth rider baby
You know I just keep…
…they running for me
You know my love won't let them keep me away
I'm a smooth rider baby
Oh, I'm a smooth rider baby
Oh…
…back that day
Hello again
Its been too long
Too long
Too long
Hello again
You know you got what it is I want
Anyway I'm gonna take…

…check it
Now peep the flilz nilz if you will Bill or take a chill pill
As I drop the real deal on my everyday bilznilz
Bouncin love…
…are gone yo.. IT'S ON!
Wanna come to my house and parlay for a bit?" Rod looked at me
like 'You butter baby', nahhhhhhhhh kid, I'm…
…and started strokin that clit
Word is bond, she was mad turned on, long gone and screamed
"Oooh I'm gonna come," so I was like, "Hah, come on…

…check it
Now peep the flilz-nilz if you will Bill or take a chill pill
As I drop the real deal, on my everyday bilznilz
Bouncin love…
…are gone yo.. IT'S ON!
Wanna come to my house and parlay for a bit?" Rod looked at me
Like 'You butter baby', nahhhhhhhhh kid, I'm…
…that clit
Word is bond, she was mad turned on, long gone and screamed
"Oooh I'm gonna come," so I was like, "Hah, come on…

…]
The S to the M double-O T-H'er
B-E-E no time to waste
Ah right about now I'm gonna reminisce
Of how a fly MC became a rap-ologist
Around…
So let's a rock y'all, and get dowwwn
Let's take a trip on a funky merry-go-round
You see, round and around and around we go…
…]
Smooth Bee guaranteed to make a mic sing
I'm Smooth Bee I'm guaranteed, to give you what you need
Not a sip not a…

…to ever worry
Full service, cause I'm gonna give you full service
Turn it off, your motor been running all day
Yeah you a sexy sport I…
…strap on your seat belt and enjoy the ride
I'm gonna give you the full service,... don't worry...
... let me see what you got…
…to hook you up
And I'm headed back to work... and when you get home
Take your feet... turn... on
Already cook for you, and it's gonna…
By Sir Mix-A-Lot (1989)
On album Seminar (1989)

…showin' my gold
Skeez on bell, levi smell
I'm spittin' that game, and I'm spittin' it well
Rolled up, pulled up on the girly
"Girl you…
…wanna ride in my 'vette?"
"Why surely!"
That's right baby, blowin' me a kiss
Thinkin' Mixalot gonna make you rich
Highside…
…the girl had juice
"I'm gonna miss you baby"
Smooth ain't it? Girls so sprung that she almost fainted
Headin' for the crib, tired brother…

…slave
Nigga running and hiding
Then Ak to ya body!
You said " how you find me?!"
Ima killa like a Nazi
Nigga you gonna die a G
You said…
…the kids choice awards
Nigga you was looking slimy (ooh!)
Diamonds on my wrist
Clenching like a fist
I can't desist from buying J's…
…to be skipped"
That's the day after it
But first...we gonna enjoy this
I smell like something when
I'm very LIT!!!
Like a…

…chances, I'm no fool
I'm out my depression, life been going smooth
[Verse 1]
Bonds in my session, backend through the roof
You…
…*gga
Hit you up high, you leaping like a frog
Making these hits, I'm feeling like a batter
Bought myself a ladder, I'ma stack…
…at the end of March
[Chorus]
Ride the 'Vette or the Maybach, depend on my mood
More bookings and payments that sh*t done got huge
Hop in the spaceship, take…

…chances, I'm no fool
I'm out my depression, life been going smooth
[Verse 1]
Bonds in my session, backend through the roof
You…
…head on her shoulders like she still in school
Pour fours in my soda, I won't catch a flu
Loyalty mandatory, you part…
…n*gga
Hit you up high, you leaping like a frog
Making these hits, I'm feeling like a batter
Bought myself a ladder, I'ma stack…

…chances, I'm no fool
I'm out my depression, life been going smooth
[Verse 1]
Bonds in my session, backend through the roof
You…
…*gga
Hit you up high, you leaping like a frog
Making these hits, I'm feeling like a batter
Bought myself a ladder, I'ma stack…
…at the end of March
[Chorus]
Ride the 'Vette or the Maybach, depend on my mood
More bookings and payments that sh*t done got huge
Hop in the spaceship, take…

…the night with me, girl
Ooh, I feel love, I feel love
Oh, I just wanna be with you, yea-yea
(Baby)
I'm gonna take you on a ride
Make…
Oh, I just wanna be with you, yea-yea
(Baby)
I'm gonna take you on a ride
Make you wanna jump and kiss the sky
I'm gonna take you…
…baby, it's cool
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, uh, uh
That's right-ight
(Baby)
I'm gonna take you on a ride
(My ride)
Make you wanna jump and kiss the sky
(If you…

…wanna spend the night with me, girl
Ooh I feel love, I feel love
Oh, I just wanna be with you, yea-yea
(Baby)
I'm gonna take you on a ride…
…love, I feel love
Oh, I just wanna be with you, yea-yea
(Baby)
I'm gonna take you on a ride
Make you wanna jump and kiss the sky
I'm…
What?
Aw come on baby it's cool
Uh, uh, uh, uh
Oh, uh, uh
That's right-ight
(Baby)
I'm gonna take you on a ride
(My ride)
Make…
…[Ant Banks:]
Ahhhhhh shit - now let me warm it up
I got the gin and juice and I'm a poor 'em cup
To get smooth in the mood that I'm…
…make good times
See I'm a player so let me give an O 9
Alicia, Tina, Marie, and Evette
She wanna ride punk bitch you can ride my…
…50 cents
I take a gap from your ass and then I owe you the rest
I know the game hoe, and I'm a vet
Playing broads ain't based on…