
…engine turned
Then it got sour, dried up and burned
I met a giddy broad named big Joelle
She loved suckin' dick, hoe, quick…
…as her boyfriend cried
I woke up to the aroma as breakfast fried
I once knew a chick named Sophia
A hottie out of Ethiopia
She asked what…
Royce
She had an old dried up whiskey voice
Her manicured pussy was always first choice
I once knew a freak named Joanne
She would…

…in the sewer lines
I had a tough time believing all that
Till I picked up
The vanishing hitchhiker
I picked up…
The vanishing hitchhiker
I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
I heard him say "stop…
The vanishing hitchhiker
I picked up (the vanishing hitchhiker)
He was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker)
I heard him say "stop telling lies."
Then he went away…

Jenny?
The b*tch
Who really drove me delirious
And ever since
I never took a gurlie serious
Well i was heartbroke
Straight up…
…revengeful
Looked up in the mirror
Saw some playa' potential
I started workin' out
Just like a mad man
Learned some rap sangs
Even…
…tad picky
Specialize in heartbreaks
And 2 inch hicky
That's how I picked up
This curly chic Asha
Last year
Walked passed her…

…was heartbroke
And straight up revengeful
Looked up in the mirror
Saw some playa' potential
I started workin' out
Just like a mad man
Learned some rap…
…whuttup cheeky
I'm Liquey
A tad picky
Specialize in heartbreaks
And 2 inch hicky
That's how I picked up
This curly chic Asha
Last year…
Walked passed her
At Mc D's at the cashier
Nearly crashed her
Didn't know she had a man
Till this dude called me up
I said, "I'm…

Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile
From ear…
…feeling, and it's more than a hunch
My poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch
Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat…
…Hitchhiker Joe ain't no vegetarian
If you see him on the highway
Steer clear of him
He got a knife in his sock
And a razor up his…

Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat
And cut off your big toe, I tell you
He'll make you smile
From ear…
…feeling, and it's more than a hunch
My poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch
Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe
He'll slit your throat…
…Hitchhiker Joe ain't no vegetarian
If you see him on the highway
Steer clear of him
He got a knife in his sock
And a razor up his…

…I want to tell you,
I might as well do
About a girl I met back in May
Her name is Rita
And you should see her
When she goes
Ooh…
And just prove it why only the other
Day I picked a needle up with one hand
Now up in Bradford
A chap named Radford
While taking…
…part in a local play
Was intercepted and then suspected
of going Ooh wakka doo wakka day
ay ay ay
Who's that lady I saw you…

…this broken road
I was stranded, I was all alone
Always played it safe when it came to love
Until you came and picked me up
[Chorus…
…you wanna go
I don't really need to know, if my heart is in danger
'Cause as long as you're the driver
I'm your hitchhiker, yeah…
…it came to love
Until you came and picked me up
[Chorus]
I've been waitin' all night, lookin' for your headlights
I know…

…I was thinkin' about the rainbow gathering
I was wondering why I had picked up that hitchhiker
I was thinkin' about how he said…
…it was gonna be next week
Wondering if maybe I was supposed to be there
Why else would I share some air for a…
…I picked up that hitchhiker
Thinkin' about how he said it was gonna be next week
Was wondering if maybe I'm supposed…

…I was thinkin' about the rainbow gathering
I was wondering why I had picked up that hitchhiker
I was thinkin' about how he said…
…it was gonna be next week
Wondering if maybe I was supposed to be there
Why else would I share some air for a…
…I picked up that hitchhiker
Thinkin' about how he said it was gonna be next week
Was wondering if maybe I'm supposed…

She was just a hitchhiker
That I picked up by the side of the road
What you did to me, what you put me through
What you did…
…to me, what you put me through
Got no money, but I'll paint your picture
If I wake up to the morning sun
She was just a hitchhiker
I…
…said my name was Christopher
She had mudstains on her shirt
I remember what I said to her
Called the police, put in a…

…told you I was a son of a gun, so I was raised different
It was like we was Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Cause my family housed a…
…be hard for you
I bet you can't even get a hitchhiker to get in the car with you
You let Shotty take Laura from you, now that's horrible
No I…
Jenner
But wait, you claim you get pussy, that's something I straight up just doubt
He thought a G spot was a…

…put my socks on over my shoes
I'm the first dude to ever let a parked car hit him
Pulled up on a hitchhiker got out…
…the roach already dead and still sprayed him with raid
For the past days I've been taking the strangest approach
I picked up…
…check
Point out a street sign to someone blind
I saw a crime, grabbed my phone and dialed 119
Kept giving my bread up even though I…

…I looked in every phone book in Africa. I didn't find one goddamn Pryor. I saw one familiar name: J-Bone Walker. I called that up…
…… “Let me out. Just give me a break. If I could get a hand on one of you motherfuckers. Oh. I'll tear your ass up. I ain't had…
…bad” We picked up a hitchhiker one day. An African man got in the car. And he had that odor. You know? This motherfucker had odor…

…seems to be alright but thoughts around fractured brain
As I woke up in my bedroom lying on top of a f*cking grizzly scene
With a…
…*t if and it consecutive life sentences
I had a vision so I wet the bed again cause I got a fetish for dismemberment
Picked a hitchhiker…
…of Pleasanton
I was doing dandy when I woke up then the emotion built up and dropped a bomb
I was listening to closed casket thinking about…