I wanna place an order
The waitress knows right away
That she's speaking to a traveling man when she hears me say
Ole…
…-lasagna
Kaya-comesta-gringo-no-wanna-wee-wee-pa-wanna
Well now son of romance the senoritas of France and the Fraulains of ole Hong Kong
And…
…-cho-vee-ta-vonga
Ichy-bong-ta-jovi-mox-nix-tallyho-cucamonga
Si-Si-gitchy-goomy-ja-ja-sackio-and-lasagna
Kaya-comesta-gringo-no-wanna-wee-wee-pa-wanna
Kaya-comesta-gringo-no-wanna-wee-wee-pa-wanna…
French fries
And goat cheese on the side
Yeah!
Let's go, wooo!
I don't like France very much (ha ha ha ha)
All…
…d'Pleu
Comme vous appelez vous
Who is a-playing a game? You?
You like to do cocaine too?
Zey say the French are ze best lovers…
…
My country loves to bend over!
I get six months vacation!
And sit down while urination!
We have eight kinds of cheese!
We give…
…[PEE-WEE, spoken]
Howdy, New York
(sung)
New York, New York
[ENSEMBLE]
New York, New York
Your high and mighty, bright and…
…]
The many bridges
They feed the city
[ENSEMBLE]
Boats and planes
Tunnels and trains
[PEE-WEE]
It's birthday party time!
Madison…
It rhymes with underpants
[PEE-WEE]
Times Square
Way to go, Pee-wee
(spoken)
You made it, dude
Happy Birthday…
…may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and…
…on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture…
I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention
But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in France
Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
''Merci beaucoup''…
…on your booty, yeah (yeah yeah), ayy
[Verse 1: Yung Bleu]
Gucci, Chanel, and Prada
I got her callin' me Dada
This Spanish b*tch say papa…
…got a couple of models, yeah
Ten bands, double GG
b*tches on all on my wee-wee
Yellow diamonds, that's pee-pee
Bad b*tch, call her…
…live our life just like a movie
Get on top, you like to do me, yeah
You hold me down while I make my moves
Lot of b*tches say they proud and…
…on your booty, yeah (yeah yeah), ayy
[Verse 1: Yung Bleu]
Gucci, Chanel, and Prada
I got her callin' me Dada
This Spanish bitch say papa…
…got a couple of models, yeah
Ten bands, double GG
Bitches on all on my wee-wee
Yellow diamonds, that's pee-pee
Bad bitch, call her…
…live our life just like a movie
Get on top, you like to do me, yeah
You hold me down while I make my moves
Lot of bitches say they proud and…
…And it's Row Me Bully Boys
We're in a hurry boys
We got a long way to go
We'll sing and we'll dance and bid Farewell to France
And…
…a long way to go
We'll sing and we'll dance and bid Farewell to France
And it's Row me Bully Boys Row
Love don't you leave me alone…
We're in a hurry, boys
We got a long way to go
We'll sing and we'll dance and bid Farewell to France
And it's Row me Bully Boys Row…
…(feat. Natalie)
[Intro:]
Bubble pop
Come on
[Repeat 4x]
[Natalie:]
I'm so bubbalicious
And so delicious
You can't resist…
…)
Make me say “Oh Boy”
Oh Boy
[Natalie:]
I'm so bubbalicious
And so delicious
You can't resist it
Now can we kick it out
Mah…
Dance like we in France mama
Ooh-Wee-Wee
You the type of chick who loves
Skirts and High Heels
I'm the type of cat who like…
…a playa
So electrified
Is that a dance you do
Or an exercise
Baby take me to a place
Where my spirits run free
Dance like we in France…
…mama
Ooh-Wee-Wee
You the type of chick who loves
Skirts and High Heels
I'm the type of cat who like throwin' dolla bills
Ain't…
…super natural
(Uh Huh)
When you dancing on da pole
(Uh Huh)
Make me say “Oh Boy”
Oh Boy
[Natalie:]
I'm so bubbalicious
And…
By Russ (2012)
On album Vacation (2012)
…[Chorus] [x2]
And tell me when I walk would you walk with me
And tell me when I talk would you follow me
Tell me when I walk…
…in Belgium so I'm lighting up a Dutch
What's up France I see you see me, got some girls all up on my wee-wee
Give me head 'cause they see me…
…on the other side
But how you supposed to see that green when you're colorblind
Well one at a time I'll give you my mind and now my…
By Stephen Foster (2018)
On album Traces (1999)
…a little wee drummer intending to camp
For the day being pleasant and charming
[Verse 2]
"Good morning, good morning…
…on chance
For you'd have no scruples for to send us to France
Where we would get shot without warning,"
"Oh no," says the Sergeant. "I'll have no such chat
And…
…temper their edge in the morning!"
[Verse 7]
And the little wee drummer, we flattened his bow
And we made a football of his rowdy-dow-dow
Threw it in the tide for to rock and to roll
And…
…a little wee drummer intending to camp
For the day being pleasant and charming
[Verse 2]
"Good morning, good morning…
…on chance
For you'd have no scruples for to send us to France
Where we would get shot without warning,"
"Oh no," says the Sergeant. "I'll have no such chat
And…
…temper their edge in the morning!"
[Verse 7]
And the little wee drummer, we flattened his bow
And we made a football of his rowdy-dow-dow
Threw it in the tide for to rock and to roll
And…
…a little wee drummer intending to camp
For the day bein' pleasant and charmin'
"Good morning, good morning," the sergeant he cried
"And the same to…
…"My fine fellows, if you will enlist
Ten guineas in gold I'll stick to your fist
And a crown in the bargain for to kick up the dust
And…
…we have no desire to take your advance
All hazards and dangers we barter on chance
For you'd have no scruples for to send us to France…
…a little wee drummer, intending to camp
For the day being pleasant and charming
"Good morning ! Good morning!" the sergeant did cry
"And the same to…
…fine fellows if you will enlist
It's ten guineas in gold I will slip in your fist
And a crown in the bargain for to kick up the dust
And…
…take your advance
All hazards and dangers we barter on chance
For you would have no scruples for to send us to France…
…a little wee drummer intending to camp
For the day bein' pleasant and charmin'
"Good morning, good morning," the Sergeant he cried
"And the same to…
…fine fellows, if you will enlist
Ten guineas in gold I'll stick in your fist
And a crown in the bargain for to kick up the dust
And…
…take your advance
All hazards and dangers we barter on chance
For you'd have no scruples but to send us to France…