Garfield, Jon Arbuckle and Dr. Liz Wilson are at the vet. Garfield is on the checkup table with Jon next to him and Liz is holding a paperboard with Garfield's…
…results. Liz: Garfield, we have some bad news. Garfield: Aw, someone got a case of the Mondays? Liz…
…back and Garfield II sitting on the table. Jon: What's it gonna be, Garfield II? Jon pulls out dried food in his left hand. Jon…
Garfield, Jon Arbuckle and Dr. Liz Wilson are at the vet. Garfield is on the checkup table with Jon next to him and Liz is holding a paperboard with Garfield's…
…results. Liz: Garfield, we have some bad news. Garfield: Aw, someone got a case of the Mondays? Liz…
…back and Garfield II sitting on the table. Jon: What's it gonna be, Garfield II? Jon pulls out dried food in his left hand. Jon…
On album Sings The Ballads Of The True West (1965), The Complete Columbia Album Collection (2012)
Mr. Garfield been shot down shot down shot down Mr. Garfield been shot down low Me and my brother was down close to the…
…depot when I heard the report of a pistol My brother run out and come back in all excited And I said what was it and he said it was the…
…ground Well they laid the President by that long cold branch Mr. Garfield's been laid down low Mr. Garfield has been shot dow Mr…
…) It ain't ordinary, it's something I gotta flaunt (flex) I GOT THAT GARFIELD WATCH DRIP ON MY WRIST (ay) Hot like lasagna, but icy like the…
…clout, that people pray for (suckas) Garfield drip on the wrist, a worthy investment Ain't no wack apple watch, (nah) I'm still…
…) It ain't ordinary, it's something I gotta flaunt (flex) I GOT THAT GARFIELD WATCH DRIP ON MY WRIST Hot like lasagna, but icy like the…
On album Garfield (2023), Let's Have Church (2013)
…table Landed on the floor, right in a heap Next time, he won't interrupt my sleep The guy I lived with got real sore I said, "Hey…
So I scoped the label out on the can Beef by-products is how they try To sell parts of the cow they can't identify Well, he said…
…go out on the fence Down the street from my residence I bring my horn and I play a little jam Starting at 3:00, maybe 4:00 a.m…
…complain. But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein. Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork But Garfield's on my fork. He's…
…purrin' here on my fork. There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon, The place that I eat every day at noon. They can feed…
… There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon. They say that it's beef or fish or pork But it's purrin' there on my fork. There's a hair-ball on my fork.
…complain But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork But Garfield's on my fork He's…
…purrin' here on my fork There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon The place that I ate every day at noon They can feed ya' cat…
…and they want to fight." I was suckin' on a Tums and a Rolaid or two When I swear I heard it mew, boys And that is when I knew There's a cat in the kettle at the…
On album Lipstick & Pistols (2013)
If it ain't what I say then it wasn't, this shit ain't all Bitch cut the check Gimme my money, bitch gimme my money Gimme my…
…money, bitch gimme my money, bitch gimme my money Bitch cut the check Gimme my money, bitch gimme my money Gimme my money, bitch gimme…
Carry on, come fuck with my ego Garfield's is hanging on my t-blow If it ain't what I say then it wasn't, this shit ain't all…
On album Eternal And Lowdown (2001)
Seven old dogs in the backyard Six cat gut strings on an old guitar Three days straight I've been puttin' Everything I own…
…in a mason jar I went down to the Mobile Depot Wanted to see Mr. Garfield's train All I saw was people crying Creosote smoke…
…and fallin' rain Seven last words to the faithful Six shades of gray on a piece of wood Three days straight I've been sinkin' I ain't been…
…(that's me) The fuzzy little ears on the top of his head Eyelids hangin down like he just got out of bed A bustin dialect, he's…
…a cat and i know that A-groovin with the sounds he can really get down Playing with Odie spells disaster But Garfield's the cat and remains the…
…master Double rabble babble, he's a cat and i know that But stickin with the facts, he can take you on back He's so fat…
On album Human Error (1987), The Earache Peel Sessions (2015)
Monday morning sun is dawning His eyes are open Garfield's yawning As our cat just ends his dream Here comes Odie on the…
…scene Odie Odie comes to take revenge The fight between them never ends Succeeds in making Garfield mad Odie, Garfield thinks you suck…
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