"Do you recall his hands were very small"

My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful…

…of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation…

…and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than…

…or the size of her breasts.” “Strange.” “Yeah. Strange.” “So anyhow,” he says, already bored, “what did you do? Talk to her? Follow her?” “Nah. Just…

…approach her? What should I say? “Good morning, miss. Do you think you could spare half an hour for a little conversation…

…that? Maybe the simple truth would do. “Good morning. You are the 100% perfect girl for me.” No, she wouldn't believe it. Or even if she did…