On album Blackout 2
…where my hair in a spike But tonight I'll wear a toque. That's hilarious, right?" Don't you dare in your life, go and compare me…
…on yours I mean, are you even fucking trying Twist? My hair told me to tell your hair to quit hiding like a bitch Me? I look like a Mad Men…
…attendance attentive, intending to witness me stomping his dimples in with my Timberlands I hope you aren't sensitive or get offended…
On album Squeeze Box - The Complete Works Of "Weird Al" Yankovic (2017), Polka Party (1986)
…at an oncoming train. And she leaned right down next to me, and she said, "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my…
…and they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over. Oh, man, they were just goin' nuts! They were tearin' me apart! You know, I think…
I-I say to him, I say, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes, "No, I want you to cut…
…at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said, "It's good for you!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my…
…and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes, indeed, you better believe it And somehow in…
…eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like…
On album Drive (1993)
…at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said, "It's good for you!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my…
…and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes, indeed, you better believe it And somehow in…
…and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like…
On album The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic (2009), Running With Scissors (1999), Squeeze Box - The Complete Works Of "Weird Al" Yankovic (2017)
…at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said, "It's good for you!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my…
…and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes, indeed, you better believe it And somehow in…
…and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like…
On album Get Like Me (2021), YKMG4Ever!
Robitussin Or were you on Hennessy, as a kid, dont be bad to your peers I not care less knock em out with a pear They call me X I…
…grave, they'll probably, be dead before me anyway, Even if i was in love Even if i was love with peeper's boo You don't…
Better come and find me.. I'll be in my den eating pizza Where the lions be With society And if you still trynna rhyme…
On album Failure to Adapt (2019)
…to message me the same thing I scroll through the messages that Say my father's a liar And doesn't love me And has Been spending alot…
…can't understand I proceed to show my mother But we're both doubtful Until we call you Hearing the tone In your voice I know it's…
…it Her phone in my hand I demand she text her daughter Or I'll commit more slaughter That'll be smart I thought I can't have her call…
On album Daudrie (2017), Along The Way (2017)
…? (Control) I'm screaming, can you hear me now? (Now) Tell me can you hear me? (Hear me) [Verse 1: Ekoh] It was a typical night…
…not much to do Her and her friend just hanging out in her room And they were never the cool girls in school Someone texted them…
…the liquor cabinet earlier They had never really drank, so needless to say The thought of drinking too much had…
…lookin at me You were just tryin to be something as sick as the misfit in my KD And then it's the M.C-Lean, when I be getting my…
…' it and im and pullin' my hair Please tell me that, can you comprehend?, ‘cause i dont think that you understand I'm the wolf in…
…will get dropped right where you stand I the demon in the night, with a mean vicious sight If you fuck with me i'll cut off your head…
…to the right, but never ever ever, you hear me, never straight on, you got that? I came to realize that I had a problem with my nose right…
…then what the actual f*ck do I look like in my jeans? But really what got me in the gut were the noses. Slick and streamline, these were…
…hate mine no more. And would you believe me if I told you that my nose spoke to me as well? “Listen,” it sniffed “you can cut me…
…to the right, but never ever ever, you hear me, never straight on, you got that? I came to realize that I had a problem with my nose right…
…then what the actual fuck do I look like in my jeans? But really what got me in the gut were the noses. Slick and streamline, these were…
…hate mine no more. And would you believe me if I told you that my nose spoke to me as well? “Listen,” it sniffed “you can cut me…
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