Ha ha! I can't believe it's true. Why didn't I think of that when I was poorer? Maybe because I'm too big for any crate.
"In September last year, McKinley sent himself in a cargo crate from Newark airport in New Jersey to Dallas/Forth Worth in Texas, to visit his parents. "
He was sentenced to pay a fine of $1,500 for his act and put in house arrest for your months.