Worst gigolo sales pitch ever

If I wanted to become a male gigolo I would probably do two things differently from this guy: 1) I wouldn't contact someone for help in a different continent and 2) I wouldn't get a Yahoo! account called "always alone":

Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2007 11:19:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: always alone <always_alone7@yahoo.com>
Subject: become gigolo
To: ...@peterbe.com

hi i am rohit  from india i want be a gigolo plz help me out 
 thank you 
 my num +91009312337329

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UPDATE

Writing about idiots writing to me spawned more idiots writing just a day after posting this. Here's one of them:

Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:44:00 +0100
From: kapoor_jack@....com
To: ...@peterbe.com

hi we  r two frnds we wanna be gigolos coz we need money give 
me any contact no. we r handsome guys  tall and expiernced as well

I am not a pimp!